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Calm Before the Stork

(n.) The time during a woman's first pregnancy during which nobody talks about the baby or being pregnant for maybe 2 seconds. This calm, almost eerie silence, usually occurring early in the 3rd trimester, is soon shattered by childbirth and the spirit-crushing, torrential shit storm that follows.

See Also: That part in "Deep Blue Sea" when people start getting eaten, but Samuel L. Jackson and the rest of the survivors find a minute to collect themselves and make an escape plan, and Samuel L. Jackson is giving a speech about how they have to unite to escape the genetically-mutated, super-intelligent sharks, but then, suddenly, one of the aforementioned genetically-mutated, super-intelligent sharks jumps out of the water and bites him in half.
Though it seemed for the time being that everybody had stopped speculating about his unborn child's future athletic prowess, physical attributes, and the huge amount of responsibility it takes to raise a child, the man was not fooled.

He knew that it was just the calm before the stork.
by Consopite June 9, 2011
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An iconic line from a funny korean man in a funny korean show.
Dude from the X side: I've played these games before! I said I played these games before. I knew about the first games because I've already done it!
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dead before death

Guy 1: Have you listened to "dead before death"?
Guy 2: Yeah! It's creepy as shit!
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Calm down before you get knocked down

This sentence can is used as a joke, it can be used everywhere when you want to bully someone, you can also use this to joke around with your friends.
Friend: Did you really just threatened me now?
Me: Calm down before you get knocked down.
Friend: damn, ok ok i'm sorry
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Food Before Dudes

Food is always important before anyone, especially dudes (or guys/boys)
"Food Before Dudesss guys!!"
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before-nought-o'clock

Period from 18:00 (6:00 pm) until 00:00 (12:00 am).
Before-nought-o'clock.
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Urban dictionary day yay this has been done before yay day

The day you not allowed to go on any other site except urban dictionary. 26th of December.
Person 1: oh hay it's urban dictionary day yay this has been done before yay day

Person 2: ok imma go on urban dictionary
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