Beef Wind is a hearty yet dry, gamy and overwhelming fart with a heady mixture of aromas, like a pig roast in a garbage dump in hell. Like a hot, dry wind blowing over a sulfur pit from a cattle ranch. The type of fart that burns all the little hairs out of your nose right before it causes permanent brain damage and put you in a coma or possibly kills you.
"Holy shit, man! What died in here?"
"That my friend, is Beef Wind!"
*vomits, faints, vomits again while unconscious on the floor
"Beef wind! Boom!"
"That my friend, is Beef Wind!"
*vomits, faints, vomits again while unconscious on the floor
"Beef wind! Boom!"
by Aulderath April 19, 2014
Get the beef windmug. Excessive vaginal skin that hangs down like a sleeve of a wizard. The excessive skin protects a woman's inner thighs from bruising during sex.
It took me a couple of minutes to get renes beef gaurds open before I could start pounding that shit!
by tuna man April 29, 2014
Get the beef gaurdsmug. The thickened leftover vaginal fluid around the base of the penis, normally tangled amongst the pubes creating a creamy semi- gelatinous coating that must be vigorously removed after prolonged vaginal intercourse.
After giving stacy the long rod for hours, i started to notice an accumulation of beef grease around my smekle.
by The meat keeper July 22, 2015
Get the beef greasemug. Soggy, Beef -
1) A pointless argument that doesn't make sense.
Beef in slang is when something gets heated and creates drama, this is the same but soggy just means silly, pathetic and has no-point to it.
2) Literally Soggy Beef. Beef that turned out soggy once cooked.
#soggybeef on Twitter
1) A pointless argument that doesn't make sense.
Beef in slang is when something gets heated and creates drama, this is the same but soggy just means silly, pathetic and has no-point to it.
2) Literally Soggy Beef. Beef that turned out soggy once cooked.
#soggybeef on Twitter
Soggy Beef -
Example:
1) I had an argument with Steve last night, real soggy, beef.
2) Martin, this beef is soggy. ''Gosh darnit, I do not want soggy, beef again.''
Example:
1) I had an argument with Steve last night, real soggy, beef.
2) Martin, this beef is soggy. ''Gosh darnit, I do not want soggy, beef again.''
by njabindon September 22, 2014
Get the Soggy Beefmug. A rip-roaring reality show that broadcasts the antics of Tim and Eric and an assortment of other oddball characters.
by Rico Cooper May 26, 2020
Get the Beef Housemug. A suprise hidden beneath a layer of pants that startles most men into jizzing out of sheer suprise. The wing of a vagina that sag as if they have given up on defying gravity
by Jacket22 August 1, 2012
Get the Beef Curtainmug. by soufpaw8 January 10, 2011
Get the Kobe Beefmug.