bacon butter

Bacon grease that one uses to spread on bread to make sandwiches and/or to use to cook with.

Example: when making grilled cheese use bacon butter instead of dairy butter to spread on both sides of the bread before frying.

by Ana Marquis May 18, 2014

Baconated

To have ones skin burned in such a way to resemble bacon, or David Dickinson.

Similar to sun burn, but the man version, so incomprehensibly painful.

Sources of baconation include -

The sun
Sun beds, which chavs use
high dose radiation (its not fun)
general tomfoolery

Despite putting tonnes of sun cream on, liberally at the beach in a vain effort to show of my GUNS... I got totally baconated, still I put on a good show. Worth it.

by bc0r August 22, 2014

Bacon ex Machina

"Bacon ex machina" is a spoofed literary device when a predicament or main conflict is disabled or saved by bacon, hence the name. Although the literal derivation, "Deus ex machina", is a negatively denotative device, "Bacon ex machina" is opinionated, according to the viewer's interest in said bacon. "Bacon ex machina" can be utilized in novels, article documents, and/or any textual information involving a situation. "Bacon ex machina" is not classified as an inter-social meme, although it consolidates a humorous value.

Person A: "Ugh, I'm starved. I could eat anything."
Person B: "Hey, look on the bright side, A. We have bacon to save us!"
Person C: "No day is a great day without a side of bacon ex machina."

by Ninja of Logic August 22, 2014

Baconed

A person who makes a half-arsed attempt to do something on behalf of an fellow colleague, but royally screws it up making more work for everyone. Usually accompanied by extreme denial and teflon coated sloping shoulders.

a: "Gary, did you sort out that kidney transplant for tomorrow?"
g: "Nah, but I managed to win a game on Fifa, hows the dialysis going?"
a: "I'm going to die, you've Baconed me!!"

by FormerSmurf October 3, 2014

Bacon mcflurry

Mcdonalds mcflurry with bacon instead of oreos.

Sir, would you like fries with that? No thanks, ill have a bacon mcflurry.

by Kornbred88 January 6, 2016

Bacon Umbrella

A muffin top at extends beyond that of a normal muffin top often including stretch marks.

Guy 1:Man! Look at that guys belly hanging out looks like he got attacked by Freddy Kruger.

Guy 2: That's more than a muffin top that sir is a Bacon Umbrella.

by MilkingBerry May 9, 2016

bacon fatter

Woman who drips warm bacon fat onto her clit and has her dog lick it off as each drop falls.

After Amy and her girlfriend split, Amy became a huge bacon fatter for the next decade until fido passed away from heart failure.

by Jimmy Dink February 22, 2017