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Water balloon

Tugging on nipples making the jiggly breast move as if you were pinching the knot of the water ballon shaking it.
My nipples are sore, please don’t water balloon me tonight.
by WTerbaloon November 27, 2019
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Penis Balloon

When your uncircumcised penis gets blown by the hot girl at the bar to the point the extra skin starts to inflate like a balloon.
Guy (Drops pants)
Girl: Omg! YOURE UNCIRCUMCISED!?!?!?
Guy: Yeah, so?
Girl: Oh my fucking god let me give you a penis balloon.
by MuffinTop9603 October 29, 2020
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Water Balloon Titties

Water Balloon Titties is when a man's "boobs" feel supple and warm like water balloons. Hence the name Water Ballon Titties. Possessing the physical qualities and touch of water balloons. They tend to jiggle too.
Wow David! You got some jiggly ass Water Balloon Titties!

I love the way your Water Balloon Titties feel.

Hey David! You sure you don't need a sports bra for those Water Balloon Titties? Haha just kidding, but you do have some severe jiggle...
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Poopy balloon

When you and a girl rare having sex and you skip it in the poop shoot and you pull out and the condom is covered in poop.
I was with my girl and I slipped it in the poop shoot and when I took it out it was a poopy balloon.
by Jitamus October 10, 2021
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Ed Baboon

Ed Boon's alter ego is Ed Baboon. This persona often wreaks havoc in Twitter.
by 🅰️ January 16, 2022
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Black baboon

A black baboon is usually used in reference to a black person, probably in an insulting way.
Man, I hate all these black baboons roaming the streets these days. I wish I could just chain em up and whip em like the good old days.
by Melon_muncher December 2, 2022
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purple balloon knot

A tight, centrifugal pulling together of anal glands, in other words, a nest of purple, veiny haemorrhoids.
Kobus went to the proctologist for his annual anal check up, when he bent over the examination table, the Proctologist gasped with astonishment: “Wow, Kobus, what a wonderful, purple balloon knot you have.”
by Hog hog January 1, 2023
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