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backward boner

Where you are engaging in sex and you still have your whity tightys on, but you have to go poop really bad so you shit in your pants therefore looking like you have a "backward boner"
i was fuckin jenny last night but before that i had mexican so i shit my pants and got a "backward boner"
by James, Schwieger May 3, 2007
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backward mung snort

The act of swallowing excess from a mung milking incident. This is done by tilting the head back and snorting inward via the nose in combination with sucking in via an the lower lip - thus effectively cleaning the mung milk from the entire area between nose and upper lip.
Man, did you see that snot - snorter? That crumb did a backward mung snort and got rid of his whole ghetto baby mustache in one shot!
by moydog October 21, 2008
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backyard pony

When in a backyard and doing a girl from behind in the ass and riding her like a pony.
This weekend I grilled some steaks and gave Pam a backyard pony.
by Dr. Big Junk December 9, 2008
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Backyard taco

When you wipe your butt hole too many times and you bleed onto your toilet paper - while devastatingly hungry, you consume your dirty toilet paper. Backyard taco baby.
I need food now, but I gotta shit. Brb.

Guys I just backyard taco'.
by C Liv September 3, 2017
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Bawkward

The awkward moment when you think that you’re talking to someone you know because of how they look like from the backside but once they turn around you realize they’re a complete stranger.
Hey Caroline, hold up! I know you’re really mad at me but I can explain!

*person turns around*

“Oh shit, you’re not Caroline, that was bawkward.”
by Father Abraham II February 12, 2019
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backyard boogie

Means to perform sexual intercourse in a 'doggy-style' position
Ay yo I got me's a lil backyard boogie after da party....
by Hot Pritz November 6, 2003
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Backwords Loser

A person who is a backwords loser is the opposite of a loser. Therefore this person is very cool, funny, and extremely handsome. One of the biggest complements you can give someone is to call them a backwords loser.
You are a backwords loser which means your amazingly cool unlike becky :)JK
by New Kid From Maine January 19, 2009
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