A Mind Beating

The moment at which someone does something that is so obvious, and immediately denies it, when you KNOW they did it. Your mind immdiately is intensely frustrated, here causing you to have a "mind beating"

Johnny: "God, you're such a bitch sometimes."

Anna: "WTF, how am I a bitch?"

Johnny: "Uhh I didn't call you one?"

Anna: "WHAT THE HELL, yes you did!"

Johnny: "You're a fucking lunatic."

^ Anna is having a Mind Beating

by Anna! =) November 26, 2009

Beating Clarification

When you jerk off and throw your cum in an uinsuspecting blind girl's face.

Guy 1: I want to the school for the blind and performed a beating clarification numerous times.

Guy 2: Let there be light!

by dirty fender May 31, 2010

Besticle

Term referring to 2 men that are best friends.The masculine counterpart to the female "bestie"

My besticle Mike and I are heading to the golf course then will grab some beers afterward.

by razorsedge June 2, 2014

bestiality

Boning a horrifically beastly broad such that your friends say you have engaged in in an act of truly bestial depravity

Holy God Hank is into bestiality! He got hammered last night and mounted Toni. Fuckin broad looks like a manatee.

by Zoobreath September 29, 2008

Bestie

A friend that is more than a Best Friend! Who cares about you and talks to you at least 7 or more times a day! Another word for Bestie is Soul-sister or Soul-brother. You can have multiple bestai but it is called Bestai not "besties" because that doesn't go with the people!

Examples *EXAMPLE 1*
Madison: Your my Bestie and so is Mikki!
Matty: You are my Bestie so is Elizabeth!
Madison: We have Bestai!...XD
Another Example* EXAMPLE 2*
1 Matty and I are besties
2 Who is your bestie? I have bestai. Multiple besties; Mikki and Matty are my bestai. But Matty is my bestie, and Mikki is my bestie.

by MattyLaDiDa January 6, 2012

bestiality

Porn that when viewed over the internet you are almost 100% to get some kind of virus like atrojan or Blaster

Bestiality is gross porn with people and animals, looking at it will KILL your computer!

by Yobastank January 31, 2005

besties with testes

Besties with testes is a non profit orginazation for testicular Cancer awareness. Based out of denver colorado, and expanded to Phoenix Arizona Besties with testes brings Cancer awareness in a fun way Uncle Sam wants YOU to touch your self. Check your nuts early detection saves lives. 1 in 5 men aged 15-35+ will be diagnosed with testicular Cancer if caught early enough if is curable.

Besties with testes is a great non profit!

by Queen of the balls April 25, 2016