trashed bastard

An extremely intoxicated person at a party or gathering that finds fun in irritating others and causing havoc

Last night Eric pushed Tim, broke a light, and spilled on the carpet. He was a trashed bastard.

by The shadow king March 6, 2010

lady baster

Slang for penis.

He glazed her with his lady baster.

by Doubleplus May 17, 2010

boxset bastard

A person who thinks you're a boxset bully or is not willing to watch a TV show you highly recommend.

You're a boxset bastard.

by DaleCooper October 24, 2010

Master-Baster

One whom wields a Turkey Baster in order to create the perfect amount of meat moisture during Thanksgiving.

During Thanksgiving, Grandma dubbed me Master-Baster.

by The Irv November 30, 2010

Nacker Bastard

A term used by irish people to express that they are not happy with that person. Highly used in Dublin and is a great words to use when things just are not going your way..

*Boy spills hot coffee on girl*
"girl: ye nacker bastard"
OR
*Gets sick everywhere*.. ohh ye nacker bastard

by exohexoh!! October 5, 2011

Shroomy Bastard

someone who uses odd words and phrases usually P.C. terms to disguise what they are doing

Jack: i'll just help you bend over here so i can ascertain the location of this ring so i can just slip it on
Guy: you're raping me! you Shroomy Bastard!

by h.legge October 5, 2011

total bastard

Someone who defines their own name on Urban Dictionary, and fills it with a shit ton of compliments

Total bastard: "this guy is so totally awesome!"

UD user: "what a total bastard"

by Fluorosis November 11, 2014