Middle aged man who is some what a know it all, who thinks he is a martial arts expert but would easily get his ass kicked by a child.
This guy wanted to fight me so I punched him in the guts and said piss off Macca you Australian cougar.
by Eggbell January 26, 2007
Get the Australian cougar. mug.A great country ''down under'' which is sadly and quite rapidly being taken over by the chinese,japanese,korenese and many other f---ingese countries!
Too much mulitcuturalism I say.
Oh and it's ok we're all derived from convicts mainly and some settlers but we'll only steal a few goodies for our sheilas back in the barns yeh?
Too much mulitcuturalism I say.
Oh and it's ok we're all derived from convicts mainly and some settlers but we'll only steal a few goodies for our sheilas back in the barns yeh?
Aussie Bloke - Goodaye mate ow' ya goin?!
American Tourist - whatcha'll saying bout ma momma?!?!?!? %@%##%^#$^#$ australian!!!!
Aussie Bloke - Oi look ay kangaroo over there mayte!!
-American Dude Looks-
Aussie Bloke -Yoink!- steals the old wallet n camera!
American Dude - I missed it man, bummerrrr!!
Aussie - ah well mayte im off goodby'!
American - Cya ya later man!! Holl;a back ya'll!!
American Tourist - whatcha'll saying bout ma momma?!?!?!? %@%##%^#$^#$ australian!!!!
Aussie Bloke - Oi look ay kangaroo over there mayte!!
-American Dude Looks-
Aussie Bloke -Yoink!- steals the old wallet n camera!
American Dude - I missed it man, bummerrrr!!
Aussie - ah well mayte im off goodby'!
American - Cya ya later man!! Holl;a back ya'll!!
by Aussie Joe December 9, 2008
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The best goddam country in the world.
Beaches, outback, snow, beer, beaches, beer, outback, cities, beer, beaches....
Cool people.
Cool accents.
Cool kangaroos.
Cool beer.
Very, very cool beer.
Miranda Kerr.... ;)
AFL!!!!
Beer.
Drop bears.
Bunyips.
Beer.
Dreamtime serpents.....
Beer.
It's pretty hot here. 55C max.
And the beaches are kickass.
And (this is for the Poms) even though we ARE convicts, we still ended up a better country than you, so stick that one up your arse. :)
We also have great beer. Carlton Dry.
All the way.
There are also hot people over here. Like me. And Hugh Jackman. He's pretty hot. Also Miranda Kerr. And Nicole Kidman. And Keith Urban.
So if you think you're insulting us when you post all that nasty shit about us, we're just sitting here happy that we're in the best country in the world. So yeah. :)
And if people 'hate' Australia so much, why are so many bloody boats comin over? Hmm?
Beaches, outback, snow, beer, beaches, beer, outback, cities, beer, beaches....
Cool people.
Cool accents.
Cool kangaroos.
Cool beer.
Very, very cool beer.
Miranda Kerr.... ;)
AFL!!!!
Beer.
Drop bears.
Bunyips.
Beer.
Dreamtime serpents.....
Beer.
It's pretty hot here. 55C max.
And the beaches are kickass.
And (this is for the Poms) even though we ARE convicts, we still ended up a better country than you, so stick that one up your arse. :)
We also have great beer. Carlton Dry.
All the way.
There are also hot people over here. Like me. And Hugh Jackman. He's pretty hot. Also Miranda Kerr. And Nicole Kidman. And Keith Urban.
So if you think you're insulting us when you post all that nasty shit about us, we're just sitting here happy that we're in the best country in the world. So yeah. :)
And if people 'hate' Australia so much, why are so many bloody boats comin over? Hmm?
by Proud_Aussie December 9, 2012
Get the Australia mug.Australia used to be New Zealand's western island. But the brits needed a place to stash convicts. Being generous, New Zealand gave them the island.
50 years pass, and the convicts breed and learn simple table manners. The other half of the country is made up of abused aboriginals, whose only joy in life is to buy a litre of petrol and sniff it around the corner of the petrol station.
The country is mostly desert, with a couple of hick farms spread around.
The animals have pouches (what the fuck is the point in a pouch anyway?).
50 years pass, and the convicts breed and learn simple table manners. The other half of the country is made up of abused aboriginals, whose only joy in life is to buy a litre of petrol and sniff it around the corner of the petrol station.
The country is mostly desert, with a couple of hick farms spread around.
The animals have pouches (what the fuck is the point in a pouch anyway?).
Abo #1: Let's buy some petrol MOOOIIITTE!!
Abo #2: No money, let's just siphon it.
Abo #1: Gud idea mens, hu hu hu.
<They siphon petrol and proceed to sniff until they are high>
<Riot police come and beat them to death>
Riot policeman: Haha, our australia you fuckers!
Abo #2: No money, let's just siphon it.
Abo #1: Gud idea mens, hu hu hu.
<They siphon petrol and proceed to sniff until they are high>
<Riot police come and beat them to death>
Riot policeman: Haha, our australia you fuckers!
by Jay Sea October 14, 2006
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Pissed all the time (hooray)
Real Australian men shoot kangaroos and rabbits
Almost every Australian city was in the top 20 most livable cities in the world (sorry Darwin)
Pissed all the time (hooray)
Real Australian men shoot kangaroos and rabbits
Almost every Australian city was in the top 20 most livable cities in the world (sorry Darwin)
by trueblueaussie November 18, 2009
Get the Australian mug.Australian Guy: G'Day Sheila!
Girl 1: O no Don't rape me!!!!!
Girl 2: Relax its just an Australian Speaking in his Australian Accent.
Australian Guy: Reckon IL be of to the Never Never To Hunt Roo,s and Wrestle Crocks.
Girl 1: O no Don't rape me!!!!!
Girl 2: Relax its just an Australian Speaking in his Australian Accent.
Australian Guy: Reckon IL be of to the Never Never To Hunt Roo,s and Wrestle Crocks.
by Ronin_X64 January 30, 2010
Get the Australian Accent mug.sexual position similar to cowgirl where the person on top has their feet on the ground/bed/etc. and use that as leverage for bouncing up and down like a kangaroo.
i want you to blow me, then ride me australian, then reverse australian, then jerk me off until i cum.
by obennyko May 25, 2005
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