Australian custard

Synonym for spunk as it's made 'down under'.

"Pass the Australian custard Steve"
"Dude, yuck"

by grumble bundle November 02, 2020

Australian Cobain

when you violently shit yourself

bro im not having a good time right now.

why?

I just Australian Cobained myself in the bathoom- MY ASSHOLE IS ON FIRE!

by cauksukka October 12, 2021

Australian Gumblebee

A made up dog breed from the YouTube video "Trying To Find The Worst iPhone Game" published by Danny Gonzalez when he was asked by the fake AI boyfriend bot what breed his dog was.

Dude! What breed of dog is that?

Just my Australian Gumblebee, isn't she so cute?

by Cyber_Sprite October 17, 2023

Australian jack in the box

The act of a man inserting his penis into a newborn while it’s in the process of being born

Keshawn celebrated the birth of his daughter with an Australian jack in the box.

by Kmandoggiestyle September 16, 2019

australian pez dispenser

The act of inserting objects into ones arse and keeping them in place until a sneeze or other bodily function dislodges it

"Shelly has so many sex toys that I turned her into an Australian PEZ dispenser last night"

by TheDarkSquirrelRises January 13, 2016

Australian Outback

the big ass desert in australia

why is the Australian Outback so fucking big?

by Unknown07724 December 20, 2024

Australian butterfly kiss

When one uses their eyelashes to tickle a woman’s clitoris.

A butterfly kiss but down under.

You see his eyelashes? I’d let him give me an Australian butterfly kiss.

by Kind fellow March 11, 2021