Asian Sniper

When you jizz in someone's eye from across the room because you come from afar.

好的吧u度 也和坏人 的大将 好多好多好多 Asian sniper 记得减肥

by Mp8q April 18, 2018

Asian Fingaling

There are wild asian fingalings with no butt-clenching abilities - the poop just slides out once in the sitting down position. Every chair presents a major risk to society,

Please stop pooping everywhere, you Asian Fingaling

by kaleyaryaryar January 5, 2021

old or asian

An Aussie game:
Rules: If someone cuts you off dangerously while driving/in traffic, the driver and the passenger choose between themselves who votes old and who votes Asian.
Then speed up beside the fucker and whichever it is gets a point.

100% Accuracy rate.

Game of old or asian :
driver: "MOTHERFUCKER ALMOST MADE ME CRASH FUCKKKKKK" "FUCKING DUMBCUNT DICKHEAD LEARN TO DRIVE" *beepbeep*
passenger: "Asian yo"
Driver: "it's on betcha $50 it was an old cunt"
*speeds up beside offender*
Driver: "Pay up bitch that could be my mother's lover"
Passenger: "fuck me"

by Averageaussietrashcan May 20, 2018

Flip The Asian

Flip The Asian is a game played at most parties, where so you grab an Asian between the age of 10 and 50 and flip them by their hands or feet. The Asian must not know you are flipping them and it cannot be gentle.

Kevin played Flip The Asian at Chin Ho's Party

by jkdjfiue884 March 6, 2017

asian penis

On almost all other academic studies and scientific researches ever undertaken has proven that Asian penises are just as large as Caucasian penises. The average for both are approximately 5.5 to 6 inches. However, Asian men do not stray far from this average, whilst Caucasian men do. For every Caucasian man with a 9-inch penis, there is one with a 3-inch one. And for every Asian with a 7-inch penis, there is one with a 5-inch one. There are more Caucasians with large penises, but there are also more Caucasians with smaller penises, even smaller than those of many Asians. This fact has also been known for a long time, but stereotypes remain widely "accepted."

Hey check out that asian guys' egg roll, now that ain't no spring roll either, but looks like he's packin way more meat and cabbage than I previously thought. Now I know not judge people's penis size by the slant of their eyes. I'm a blond with huge breasts and will strongly consider some asian penis from now on.

by white guy speakin out for the asian half May 23, 2006

asian thunderstorm

When you cum on a girl's face and then lay a huge fart in her face.

Betty was not pleased when i gave her an asian thunderstorm in her mom's room the other day.

by Mike Cannon May 24, 2004

Asian Dragon

A sexual joke when a man, after getting head from a girl, at his climax he jizzes into her eyes causing her to squint like an asian and scream like a dragon

Brian: So, how was Ashley last night?

Andy: Bro, I pulled an Asian Dragon on her!

Brian: Dude! Kind of harsh, but it's about time you showed up that bitch!

by kilometeros October 22, 2008