slap some bacon

when you tryna get some good ass pussy from a hot babe.

Dang ma I'm just tryna slap some bacon.

by Getrealbro July 23, 2014

Light some matches

(Verb): To hang out with friends; chill in' out, maxin', relaxin'.

Bored today, someone hit me up so we can light some matches.

Call the cell if anyone wants to light a match tonight.

by Johnny Appl3s33d July 27, 2014

Tow some goats

alt. Towing some goats

Towing a small and/or light load with a significantly overpowered vehicle.

Origin:
Courtney, Will Sabel. "Watch This Lamborghini Murcielago Tow Some Goats." TheDrive.com. Time Inc., 27 July 2016. Web. 27 July 2016.

Some crazy Aussie put a hitch on his Murcielago to tow some goats.

Now we're towing some goats!

by Podlag July 27, 2016

Carve some soap

This is a very common euphemism for female masturbation. Due to all the gouging, long strokes, and various tools involved in carving soap, this activity makes the perfect euphemism for masturbation.

Synonyms: Flick the bean, strum the guitar, tune my ukulele ...etc

Sally: okay babe thanks for the chat, I'm gonna go carve some soap now!

Heather: ooh, have fun! ;)

by Khran December 15, 2016

cop some squash

The act of reaching down the pants of one’s male sex partner.

After becoming aroused, it became clear to him that she was trying to cop some squash.

by anonymous July 15, 2019

puff some pot

A term that a white person made to say” smoke some weed”

“Just puff some pot, relax, and let your thoughts drift through your awareness like you were watching a movie. Ahh bliss”

by Ksrwhtvr April 27, 2019

Some egg in a hole

Classic joke, do you want some egg in a hole? Sounds like do you want smeg in a hole? Implying that, if you said yes, you want smeg in a hole.

Nick: Good morning David, you want some egg in a hole for breakfast?

David: Thanks Nick, sounds great I'll take some

Nick: *Unzips pants*

David: Oh I get it lol.

by sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa September 7, 2019