Spicy Texas

The act of dropping SPICY stink nuggets on someones chest before during or after sex (can be used as a punishment, break up tactic or fetish act). It's essentially a Cleveland steamer after eating spicy food (e.g., a habañero pepper).

We had intended to perform a Cleveland steamer as part of our nightly love ritual, but the extra-hot chimichangas I had for lunch resulted in a Spicy Texas and gave my lover a chemical burn on her chest, resulting in a nasty hospital visit and an embarrassing explanation to the nurses.

by FluidMechanics January 19, 2010

Texas Breakfast

Where you crack an egg and scramble it inside someone's asshole with your sausage from vigorous fucking whilst also pouring buttermilk on them. Bonus points if you pour grits on their tits
Cowboy hat optional (but recommended)

Why didn't you answer my call?
Sorry man I was giving my girl that Texas Breakfast

by TheLordOfFridges November 6, 2022

Texas carpool

(Noun) An arrangement between people to make a regular journey in as many vehicles as possible, typically with each person driving an otherwise vacant extended cab pickup truck.

Let's Texas carpool to Whataburger.

by Poopnuggets16 January 16, 2018

Texas Vaccine

Natural immunity to COVID 19 gained through partying like a true Texan during COVID times. It is highly recommended to frequently socialize in person with others, consume sufficient amounts of vitamin D, and to regularly exercise both indoors at a gym and outdoors in between doses.

Bob is in no rush to get the Prizer or Moderna COVID 19 vaccine, he already received multiple doses of the Texas Vaccine at various house parties.

by Slyver2020 December 21, 2020

Texas Bullrider

It's when you're fucking a girl doggy-style and then you whisper in her ear and say something like "I have herpes!" and she'll try to get away. You will try to hold on to her waist as long as possible making it seem like you're bull-riding!

Guy: "I have herpes"

Girl: "WHAT?!?!"

Guy: "Yeeeehhaawwww!!" (I'm so gonna tell my friends how awesome it is to be a Texas Bullrider!!)

by anonymusblood January 12, 2012

texas hunk

Having anal sex while riding a horse and only wearing a cowboy hat, cowboy boots, and a belt.

Look at that cowboy riding, he's a true Texas Hunk.

by Venomous Nutt January 27, 2023

milford texas

A small town of 700 friendly folks and a few old grouches.

Milford Texas is a small, but lovely town.

by 090302 December 30, 2016