Alyssa

The type of person that gets mad at all the small things. Yells when things doesn’t go her way, and complains just because she loves attention. It gets worse. She smells bad, and has a bun that makes her look like Olive oil from Popeyes. Somehow, the color blue also looks green. If you find an Alyssa at a bar or anywhere else, make sure to run away

Oh she has 1,000 red flags? Guessing her name is alyssa

by Ksalami November 23, 2021

Alyssa

Girl that is bound to be with a man know as Ronald. Commonly known as a woman who bitched Owen atkins

Alyssa needs to slurp on hanks dick

by Bennidicto June 6, 2023

Alyssa

A marshmellow who likes strawberrys and whipped cream. She tends to like boobies a lot and has a crush on yumiko.

Alyssa, Alyssa likes boobies

by adelameldkmaelkdmalekng ijosnk November 23, 2021

Alyssa Kancler

A beautiful girl that is loved by all. She really likes food and is usually pretty weird. She enjoys being who she is and that's a fact.

Guy 1: Yo, did you see Alyssa Kancler in math class?
Guy 2: Yea dude, she ate 3 whole lemon Meringue pies.
Guy 1 : How did she do that bro?
Guy 2: idk dude.

by Howdydoda April 21, 2019

Alyssa

An indian girl with a crooked eye

is ur eye crooked? thats so alyssa

by imaginebeingatoe June 17, 2022

alyssa and salvador

she's into the kid

"Hey did you check out the Pinterest board she made of Alyssa and Salvador?"
"Yeah! Such cute nurseries!!!"

by thekids#1fan July 18, 2020

Alyssa

She also has the bluest eyes in the world, and the sweetest heart you could ask for. If you ever need help with anything you can just ask her and she will know what to do. She is very good at showing affection but when it comes to suprises, she’s not the best at secrets like that but that’s okay. She makes up for it with her beautiful looks and perfect personality

Damn there’s Alyssa, I wish I could get me an Alyssa

by Urbanelizard464 November 5, 2018