gamer absence

When your entire family is eating dinner but you spend too much time online to get out of your room and eat with them so your chair is empty

When you sit for so long your meat goes numb, we call it gamer absence.

by The Chungus February 2, 2020

depressed sociopathic alien potato

Shania

Shania is a depressed sociopathic alien potato

by Purple_potter_rose_quartz June 24, 2019

absence

satans curse on man kind,

When chicks won't put out.

Example of absence:Riverside.

by BIG DADDY DOUGH July 11, 2006

alen beader

He is a asshole, rude , thinks he is the coolest person around but he is just a f*** boy

Wow look at that Alen beader he is so cool 😎

by Sugar20202 January 28, 2019

alien boogie

An alien boogie is a clump of snot that looks wierd and is found in random F**king places.

you find a booger on your keyboard.. you shout 'alien boogie'

by bryceeeeee February 6, 2010

Alien

A big headed monster that humans don't like to interact with.

Alien

by noneyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa July 19, 2012

Alien

The best nickname you could ever give your best friend Alison!

Girl: who is that girl she is soo pretty?
Me: Back off she is my alien!
bahhahaha

by Dotty5432 August 7, 2012