alan

alan is going to be 6’3 when he grows up he actually has the biggest heart in the world and fs fs needs head asap.

alan is so mf hawt and deserves all the big booty latinas in da world🙅🏿🙅🏿🧢🧢

by totally_not_alan🗣 November 22, 2021

Ivan Alan Flores

Ivan is a wonderfully and caring person he is always there for his friends and will help you through anything although you can't see his pupils in his eyes because they are dark brown you can still sense he has a kind heart with the softest hair known to man your lucky if you know an Ivan. Definetly has gay bitches. TOTALLY FUCKABLE AND PEGABLE!!

Gurl 1: have you seen Ivan Alan Flores I miss him.
Gurl2:no sorry I'm in love him tho
Gurl:are yall talking about Ivan Alan Flores I'm a lesbian but he's still hot.

by Haventhetrannie February 23, 2022

Alan Bednarski

The blind, they hide in subtle disguise
Trying to take the light, so cover your eyes
They say, "Swallow the blue pill, live with us in a perfect system
Swallow the red pill, fail the test, a fucking victim"
It's easy to run, it's easy to hide
But will you suivive?
Break through the silence
Break through the madness
Free your mind and you will see the difference
Break through the silence
Break through the madness
Speak your mind and fight for your existence
The wise, they pry, observing our lives
Taking control of minds, they blatantly lie
So I say, "Swallow the blue pill, live your life in a silent prison
Swallow the red pill, see the truth we're fucking missing"
It's easy to run, it's easy to hide
But will you survive?
Break through the silence
Break through the madness
Free your mind and you will see the difference
Break through the silence
Break through the madness
Speak your mind and fight for your existence
They can slow us down
But they can't take control
They can slow us down
But they can't take control
No
Free yourself and
Break through the silence
Break through the madness
Free your mind and you will see the difference
Break through the silence
Break through the madness
Speak your mind and fight for your existence
Break through the silence
Free your mind and you will see the difference
Break through the madness
Speak your mind and fight for your existence

see you for the next wordle

yo alan bednarski is the coolest

by inspectorpengsdaughter February 14, 2022

Alan

Middle aged male that owns a small business, pays people damn near nothing, treats them like crap while also claiming every five minutes 'no one wants to work society is lazy'

Likely owns a house in an upscale neighborhood with a pool and gets their groceries delivered. Talks about how they are 'the little guy'

Oh my boss? He's such an Alan dude...he told me if I don't come to work on Christmas day that I will be fired...he only told me this at 11:30 at night Christmas Eve...

by TheMacNCheese@Home May 8, 2023

<.7.9.6.7.>Danielle Leigh Curiel Will Be Talita Of The United States Of America Because I Can Succeffuly Kill Terry Alan Crews Before He Expresses Anything<.7.9.6.7.>

<.7.9.6.7.>Danielle Leigh Curiel Will Be Talita Of The United States Of America Because I Can Succeffuly Kill Terry Alan Crews Before He Expresses Anything<.7.9.6.7.>

<.7.9.6.7.>Danielle Leigh Curiel Will Be Talita Of The United States Of America Because I Can Succeffuly Kill Terry Alan Crews Before He Expresses Anything<.7.9.6.7.>

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025

Alan

Alan is that one guy you have for a hairdresser / he takes his time to annoy you so if you meet him he will be a little annoying // this is a joke

alan the hairdresser

by REEEEEEEEE//HEHE June 16, 2019

Alan and hayden

Cute boys but they are both traumatized so maybe comfort them when you see them

Defination: a type of couple who went through traumatic exprience and dies in a romantic way

they just pulled a alan and hayden on each other

by Yo why lowber September 28, 2025