Alan

Alan is a lost soul, who doesn’t want anything serious and leads people on

Alan is a mean person

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Aiden Franklin Alan Burnett

The type of person who lives at 2020 west gate drive In logansport Indiana and who has a mom named Jessica cozzelo who leaves for work at 7 am and gets back at 2 pm

Hey I’m Aiden Franklin Alan Burnett and you probably know everything about me!

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Alan

A fatass faggot nigga who dickrides certain people. He is also a sensitive wank who cant take no fucking jokes. Also a stupid ass nigger.

“He is definitely an Alan” “its giving Alan”

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Alan’s are frequently insecure people Alan and will rarely keep their word. Lying ; omission , stretching the truth comes naturally to Alan. Expert at diverting direct questions. Self reflection ; is not possible , it is too painful.

Alan defines the saying those in pain cause pain.

Alan’s words and action often do not align. Alan can be friend as long as you have no expectations.

Don’t ask too many questions or hold an Alan accountable this may result in a meltdown of epic proportions .

Alan will never admit wrongdoing , or apologies and will defend all actions no matter how obviously inappropriate .

Alan is always the victim no matter how much harm he has caused. This has made Alan many enemies . If you don’t want to be one, just play along.

I know this because I am Alan

Alan can be very unpredictable .

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Alan

Nunca se emborrachen con el es el amigo que termina muy borracho y se olvida de quién era, es divertido, carismático aunque también es algo mentiroso. Le cuesta decir las cosas tiene un súper caparazón y nunca se deja ver cómo realmente es. ¡Ánimo Alan puedes ser tu mismo!

Es Alan el chico que estaba ebrio en la anterior fiesta

by Aleacimbad November 25, 2021

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