Shaft Artist

Much like a Con Artist but a professional at Shafting instead of Conning. If you need to know more about shafting, refer to shaft.

Camilo: Bro Alex I don't understand Mike man. He invites me out and then he shafts me!
Alex: Bro man wtf, Mike is a fucking shaft artist!

by Your boy Alessandro January 14, 2009

Eunuchscape Artist

When a man with no metaphorical ball sack pretends to want to slow intimacy down in a relationship as a way of breaking up with a girl.

Jodi: He said WHAT?
Jamie: He said he wants to slow down the intimacy because he thinks things went too fast.
Jodi: Wasn't he the one who wanted to have sex?
Jamie: Yes
Jodi He is a total Eunuchscape artist.

by sillymama1974 August 5, 2010

Jazz Artist

One who partakes in the art of playing a glass instrument,bowl, or pipe. Commonly referred to as smoking, but with grace and skill.

I cant believe you ate that whole bag of cheese, you jazz artist.

I would'nt mind checking my head. You jazz artists want to make some music?

by Artista420 July 6, 2011

cunt artist

This is a word used in the 1970's in Australia. It means a person who is very proficient at being a cunt. A person skilled in the art of being a cunt. Like a full time cunt without hesitation just to be a cunt.

That is the second pocket knife the teacher has taken from me! What a cunt artist!

I hate Barry, he just fucks every ones girlfriend behind their boyfriends back! What a fucking cunt artist!

by Woody woodPecker August 10, 2012

angry artic wolf

When a girl is giving you a blowjob, and right before you cum, make a joke or say something funny and she laughs and the jizz comes out of her nose.

"Tonight, i'm going to pull an angry artic wolf on my girlfriend."

by MangoTango167 September 16, 2013

Knockout artist

One who is usually undefeated and nearly defeats all of their opponents by knockout

Mike Tyson is a real knockout artist

by Alex McK February 15, 2019

duct tape artist

A person that makes a simple pice of art, marking it at an unreasonable price. (Usally somthing you could easily do at home)

"Ugh. Look at those diva duct tape artists."

"Yea I know! I coud easily make a duct tape covered piece of cardboard! They even make books on it..."

by Aeronacat December 22, 2008