joey page

A 17, almost 18, year old boy who enjoys writing dirty messages to underage girls, and masturbating to their pictures. He has a lisp and is obsessed with pinkberry for some odd reason. His music is a shitty techno-ish, pop, sugary mix of faggotness. His father, Joey Page Sr., is almost as big of a creep as his son. SICKNASTY YO! =|

Joey Page, "The Teenage Rage", enjoys sucking mucho SICKNASTY penis in his spare time.

by ewjoeypage May 17, 2008

Joey Jordison

The BEST metal drummer in metal history, in the band Slipknot, is incredibly sexy, and also plays guitar for the Murderdolls. And someday he's going to marry me

Joey Jordison is incredibly sexy.

by Elise esilE June 25, 2005

joey joke

a joke that is continuesly said and is never funny

that was a joey joke

by tom tom 1 October 12, 2007

joey logano

The second best Nascar driver next to Brad keselowski

Man, Joey logano is good

by DEATH0111 July 05, 2017

Joey Toast

A combination of Joey Deacon, meaning someone who is a few sandwiches short of a picnic and Toast, meaning they are a bit slow. Toast being adopted from the 'Cartoon Network' show 'Ed, Edd & Eddy', were one of its main characters, who is alot like Joey Deacon, frequently uses the phrase "Buttered toast!"

"Erm, uh, huy, hi!" squealed Derek.
"Shut it Deeko, you actually Joey Toast!" replied Lewis.

by Valentino Rossi November 01, 2006

Joey Jordison

Drummer for Slipknot,guitarist/backup vocals
He's only 5'3"
He uses Pearl drums,Paiste cymbals and Iron Cobra pedals
Overated
known for speed(I still like him,so dont flame me)
P.S. HE IS NOT BETTER THAN NEIL PEART!!!

A:You hear the new Slipknot song All hope is gone?
S:Yes
S:Joey double pedal's so fast,he's the greatest drummer ever
A:No man(Joey Jordison)isn't the best,but he is pretty (sic)

by joshisawsumsauce May 13, 2009

fukin joey

pertaining to someone acting like a soiled prophilactic device.

Dave's just bought another £27000 beemer in midnight blue. wot a fukin joey.

by dan April 04, 2003