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Brandon

A guy who when you first met them seem really great. But then they turn out to be a complete asshole and wanna be fuckboy. They are very thirsty but swear they respect women. Thye are homophobes and republicans.
Brandon used to be a great friend.... not anymore.
by Litty193 December 30, 2017
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A big headed loser who sucks at Madden!
9 year old boy: Uncle B you are such a loser
Brandon: Trash!!
9 year old boy: U suck at Madden
by fortnitedoodooboiiii July 19, 2019
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A very fat nerd that likes cheeseburgers and has a bedtime
Brandon take your fat ass to sleep.
by Lil $tackz July 15, 2020
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A white crack head that smokes weed and rides his skateboard everywhere
Brandon is a crack head.
by True loved by Alyssa September 21, 2018
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Brandon is the worst friend ever. He constantly leaves his friends for the company of a women, even if he only met her. he will lie to you and tell you he is going to the toilet when he really just ordered an uber. Brandon will tell you that he's done with chicks and proceed to bring the girl over just to use her for her body, lifts and crack. Brandon overall has an above average intelligent though this is negated by the constant bragging of his occupation as a lawyer. self-centered he also brags about is alleged large penis and how many time he can make his women cum.
friend, "whats that smell?"
Me, (sigh) "Brandon."
by MRSkinnyP3n15 May 30, 2018
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a queer kid or faggot kid that is scared of everything and has erectile distinction he can’t pull girls only he can pull his family
by yeeee yeeee yeee February 22, 2019
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is the person that makes mistakes and is kind of funny but relay annoying
Brandon He is sometimes a kind guy and very annoying
by chilino February 22, 2017
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