stroke the tortoise

Refers to masturbating an uncircumcised penis.

Hey, I was with Kenneth last Friday and he asked his girlfriend if she wanted to stroke the tortoise; in front of everyone.

by deepthong November 22, 2022

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the last stroke

1. The final stroke of masturbation before orgasm.

2. The name for the last Jedi before it wad published.

3. The last stroke of the cock before death.

1. "My favorite stroke is the last stroke whats your favorite stroke Jimmy?"
2. "Yo Jim did you see how bad the last stroke was. It was a gay movie"
3. "Johnny had the last stroke on april fools day."

by Faggotpiss January 15, 2020

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Uncle Stroking

One of the highest steps on the edging staircase. One must pass through multiple other stages such as edging, gooning and munting in order to reach it. It is the act of doing a reach around the legs double fister on your shmeat with slow strokes. Your right hand rotating clockwise and left counter clockwise. This is preformed until peak stimulation and then released right by before you blow. If you blow this breaks your edging streak and you have to begin back at the bottom by starting back at edging. The term uncle stroking is derived by uncle all across the world preforming this method as it enlightens you and gives you +500 aura.

“Hey crody I was uncle stroking it last night, and on fanum it was amazing. It’s way better than the munting and edging.”
“What the fuck are you saying”

by Prof.Goon May 22, 2024

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Stroking my shit

Stroking my shit is a other way for a male masterbating.

Male 1. I was up till 3 AM stroking my shit

Male 2. Dang bro. Didn't you do that yesterday too? How has it not fallen of?

Male 1. I'm built different I guess.

by SentoV2 October 14, 2025

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