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Stroking your shit

Slang for masturbation of the male penis
I just caught you stroking your shit, Tyrone!
by buttfart33 November 30, 2023
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Danger-stroke

The act of trying to get off by masturbation before an expected person arrives to your home
In there's something about Mary Ben Stiller's character misplaced his load on his ear and not his eeiner caught on his zipper trying to get a danger-stroke before Mary showed up for their date
by CynthiaDanger August 19, 2024
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Counter-Stroke

When you play an excessive amount of Counter-Strike: Global Offensive only to lose repeatedly and get de-ranked.
Man I that was the biggest Counter-Stroke ever last night. I can't wait to play another 12 hours today!
by Counter Stroker December 28, 2021
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Stroking The Hog

It's like giving your hog the nice smooth ride. Silky at heart, but rough through dedication, memories of this could be passed down for generations. The tenderness of this act is angelic to the human eye, and feel, possibly all senses that you are in possession of currently. It can almost be described as a chefs main dish, an actors greatest act, or what you feel is important or sentimental to this phrase. So with all of that Go, "Stroke The Hog".
Riley: Yo, Gang get on forttttt!!!!!
Gertrude: Can't gang im on my 3 month grind of Stroking the hog rn, going for the year PB.
by Guhly December 21, 2023
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Slip Stroke

When you are hitting it from the back and you accidentally slip it in her ass.
"Bro I gave my girl a wicked Slip Stroke last night, she was screaming like a banshee"
by TenderNips December 9, 2021
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Phone Stroke

When your type to someone and you constantly misspell the easiest words. Autocorrect applies to be a phone stroke when you get a word that is nothing to do with the sentence when it corrects
me:

K
Ur gy
Ur hy
Ur gy
other dude: R u okay?
me: Ur gay

No ur gay
fuck had a "phone stroke"
by AtomZGamer February 26, 2022
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Tickle n’ stroke

The tickle n’ stroke is a very sexual activity to add to your sex night. This activity has a bit of explaining to do so read the whole definition.

The tickle n’ stroke is when a man begins to bring his hands to a girl’s tits, he will usually do a spider motion starting from the neck all the way down to her chest. The man will then begin to tickle her nipples passionately, this can take a few second for the female to get turned on. Where the stroking part comes in is when the male then begins to stroke the female’s pussy with his erect penis, you should do the tickling and the stroking at the same time for the best effect.
Guy 1: “yo, how was your night.“
Guy 2: “It was amazing, me and my gf did tickle n’ stroke.
by Urban perv 69 June 27, 2020
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