by Not Ryan Shoop June 07, 2022
While on her period, a woman opens up the vagina lips and rides her partner's mouth to orgasm. To do a full Captain Morgan, she must also swipe the vagina lips vertically down her partner's chin to resemble the goatee beard. Then when done, she stands up and puts one foot on his chest, declaring conquer and emulating Captain Morgan.
She can also Baba Booey the person before declaring conquer.
She can also Baba Booey the person before declaring conquer.
He said he didn't mind that I was on my period and that he was dying to eat me out. So I Captain Morgan'd him and added a Baba Booey for good measure.
by WeezieCletusBBH May 03, 2009
The god that everyone loves. Makes great things better. Handles problems with his voice. Such a hero, he played batman... BATMAN!!! Dark Knight to be exact. Can shoot lasers out his eyes like Superman and fingertips like a true god.
Girl 1: omg my boyfriend is the most amazing person in the world
Girl 2: is he Morgan Freeman
Girl 1: No
Girl 2: Then this conversation is over
Girl 2: is he Morgan Freeman
Girl 1: No
Girl 2: Then this conversation is over
by corvokenway October 15, 2015
A sexual position in which a man straddles a woman in the scissor position, defacates into her vagina and subsequently allows her to excrete the fecal matter back into his mouth while masturbating vigurously.
After dinner, Tom and Sally gave each other a Hot Carl. Then they did the Morgan Freeman and topped it off with a Dirty Sanchez from Tom to Sally.
by Morgfree1 January 24, 2010
Glade Morgan tends to be the most interesting guy in the room at all times, he’s got steeze, amazing creative talents, very nice genetics, and a heart of gold. That’s just scratching the surface of this gem, this particular specimen has an impeccable personality and deserves to be happy always and forever. Also quite gifted down yander. Can sometimes become slightly irritated if you’re careless with words due to their high intelligence. Overall Glade Morgan is a rad ass pimp daddy senpai.
by Frankstie June 06, 2018
A rare species of the average Morgan, he can be spotted behind poles, looking at corners, or laughing out of nowhere. The Morgan 2.0 has unnatural speed and can disappear in a blink of a eye. The scariest thing is the smile of the 2.0 which is very simular to the one of a Morgan 1.0
by Lcchuh January 19, 2017
by K.Pterodactyl January 24, 2018