Morgan Wallen

Some horrible country singer with the goofiest mullet I’ve ever seen.

I don’t know which is worse, Morgan Wallen’s hair or his music.

by Not Ryan Shoop June 7, 2022

Captain Morgan

While on her period, a woman opens up the vagina lips and rides her partner's mouth to orgasm. To do a full Captain Morgan, she must also swipe the vagina lips vertically down her partner's chin to resemble the goatee beard. Then when done, she stands up and puts one foot on his chest, declaring conquer and emulating Captain Morgan.

She can also Baba Booey the person before declaring conquer.

He said he didn't mind that I was on my period and that he was dying to eat me out. So I Captain Morgan'd him and added a Baba Booey for good measure.

by WeezieCletusBBH May 2, 2009

Morgan Freeman

The god that everyone loves. Makes great things better. Handles problems with his voice. Such a hero, he played batman... BATMAN!!! Dark Knight to be exact. Can shoot lasers out his eyes like Superman and fingertips like a true god.

Girl 1: omg my boyfriend is the most amazing person in the world
Girl 2: is he Morgan Freeman
Girl 1: No
Girl 2: Then this conversation is over

by corvokenway December 6, 2015

Morgan Freeman

A sexual position in which a man straddles a woman in the scissor position, defacates into her vagina and subsequently allows her to excrete the fecal matter back into his mouth while masturbating vigurously.

After dinner, Tom and Sally gave each other a Hot Carl. Then they did the Morgan Freeman and topped it off with a Dirty Sanchez from Tom to Sally.

by Morgfree1 January 24, 2010

Devan Morgan

The sexiest, most amazing motherfucker around. He tackles pussy by the pound and has been known to give girls orgasms, much like sex toys and airplanes

Man that Devan Morgan is a fly ass brotha

by kurtbeans45 November 5, 2014

Morgan Freeman

God himself in the form of an old black man.

Morgan Freeman will forgive all of ours sins.

by Egberry September 21, 2018

Glade Morgan

Glade Morgan tends to be the most interesting guy in the room at all times, he’s got steeze, amazing creative talents, very nice genetics, and a heart of gold. That’s just scratching the surface of this gem, this particular specimen has an impeccable personality and deserves to be happy always and forever. Also quite gifted down yander. Can sometimes become slightly irritated if you’re careless with words due to their high intelligence. Overall Glade Morgan is a rad ass pimp daddy senpai.

The first time I saw Glade Morgan I had an anxiety attack because he caught me staring at him.

by Frankstie June 13, 2018