Ants on a Log

For a male to cover his penis in peanut butter, then proceed to stick his penis in a ant hill. Covered with ants and peanut butter, he lets his dog lick it all off.

"Did you see Johnny last night?"
"No, but I heard he had ants on a log."

by HVACsquad February 23, 2015

Pinch a Loaf

Where you have to take a major dump, but are worried about the outcome.

Dude, that toilet is so clean, I better pinch a loaf

by bill May 1, 2003

A long day

A flat ass

Yo she got a long day

by Mr AlK/GoK December 26, 2020

a lol

1. An always laughing out loud person
2. A 'tard(an always laughing out late person)
3. a person not knowing why the fuck she is laughing out at(a laughing out lost)

Abwoat:
"Say Coasty, I banged that boobasssChelsee last night but why the hellafuck was she all the time laughing out loud, is she 'tard or sum drugstoned?"
Coastello:
"She is a lol, she can't help, her mother like the same as her, motherfucking bitches!"

by Slangherinthenight May 21, 2008

sir-owns-a-lot

1)to be really awesome
2)to be a pimp
3)a really good dota player and a lover.
4)The sexiest man alive

1)omg its a bird, no its a plane, its sir-owns-a-lot
2)wow that guy has 13 girl friends. He is definatly a sir-owns-a-lot.
3)that guys is such a pro. He got a triple kill at lvl 1. he is definatly a sir-owns-a-lot
4)sir-owns-a-lot is very sexy

by jose September 1, 2008

Pull a Lolomon

The definition above is insignificant and inaccurate.

To pull a lolomon is to do something amazing that earns respect.

The definition of "pulling a pel" is the first definition of "pull a lolomon"

No example required-you will know when you truly pull a lolomon

by the lolomon himself April 13, 2009

Coop-A-Loop

The name given to one with Coop-like characteristics. One of the more prominent characteristics is the coop-like luck. A Canadian Coop is called Coop-eh-loop. They are generally observed as having curly hair and glasses.

That curly haired kid with glasses is without a doubt a Coop-A-Loop

by DJP January 29, 2004