A tumblr dad is a person who worries about other people like a parent would. A tumblr dad is someone who in real life tells random people to wear a helmet, drink water, eat food, take their meds, come home safely etc. This is similar to a lot of Tumblr users. Tumblr dads most likely do not have kids of their own yet but take care of their friends like a parent would.
by Ward-West February 18, 2018
by hg_19 June 22, 2018
The tangy, moist, excretion from the chode of an adult male, primarily a father of 2 or more. Typically in excess.
by Slawdad July 18, 2018
1. A social tool used by a younger female to ward off a romantic advancement of an older non-related(by blood) male due to he having too much similarity in character and nature with the said female's biological father.
2. A variant of friend-zoned
3. Dad-zoned is not to be confused with the sugar daddy variant
2. A variant of friend-zoned
3. Dad-zoned is not to be confused with the sugar daddy variant
by PandaExpress lover May 29, 2018
by Lake fun April 14, 2020
My dad is a deadbeat dad! I havent seen him for years and he never sends money because he is a cunt!
by BOROKING June 21, 2016