straight log

A perfectly straight shit. Used in context with smell but could be used in context with something going perfectly wrong.

So perfectly shitty it comes out straight. It stinks so bad it's straight log.

My son, Ryan said to the other son, Brenden, "Jeeesus man, that smells like straight log!" after Brenden farted in the car last week.

by DaGoose February 1, 2006

Damn straight

You need to get off urban dictionary, damn straight🙌

Me: I have no life
My nonexistent friends: damn straight

by Damnstaight July 27, 2019

Straight Cheddar

A home-cooked meal that is made with love that everybody enjoys and wants seconds and thirds because the person who made it really put their foot in it

"Yo, that macaroni salad was straight cheddar G."

by Miso19888 July 1, 2021

Straight Crimed

When you discriminate against someone for being straight.

Example: Aggressively insisting someone is gay despite claiming they’re straight. Automatically assuming someone is gay.

Did you see that? She just totally straight crimed her.

by Ciiinderellly November 12, 2021

Straight circle

A straight circle is a perfect as a straight line but still a circle.

You've drawn an amazing straight circle

by Straight circle October 8, 2020

Straight-king

A straight-king is a boy, a boy who is very talented at everything he does. They know how to break bones and play call of duty 4 on xbox live. There is only one straight-king known to man so far. There is not much to describe him as except fo being strait. A synonym for straight-king is Stremi.

"Yo my nigga, you want to play call of duty wit me and da straight-king?"

by patarfweefwee February 24, 2010

Straight shift

Also known as a stick shift

He did not know how to drive the car because it was a straight shift

by #bugman May 14, 2018