TV

An absolute idiot. Has the heart of way too many. Definitely cracked his skull as a baby. Twice, actually. Also known as ‘Little Shack Man.’ and ‘Headass’. Beloved by a certain ginger.
Have you heard TV’s new song? yeah, it’s shit.
by atiati February 3, 2019
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poopy man tv

a man on tghe = pooptv lol
poooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooopy maaaaaaaaan tvvvvvvvvvv is so poopt =y tv poopy man tv
by chimp that can talk December 18, 2024
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Kissing the TV

When you’re desperate or obsessed with someone or content on tv that you kiss and slobber all over the screen.
Dude you’re so in love with CNN and fake news you should be kissing the tv.
by Trixiedevlin December 16, 2020
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Cholera TV

The original method of motionless picture film invented in 1668. But these early TV's were not without drawbacks, being initially named the "poop soup killer" as when the Cholera TV first came out people were so shocked they literally shit themselves to death en masse. The people left behind were so preoccupied with their motionless picture Cholera TV's they hardly had time to dig mass graves for their friends and comrades.

The random nature of Cholera TV poisoning is also where the phrase "shit out of luck" came from.

Here is an example of a cholera TV in use in dungeons and dragons:
Cholera TV: infect target host with 2d6 visual damage per round to bowels/anus until dead or cleansed
"ever since these new Cholera TV's came out, people been shitting themselves over them"
by Wypipo whisperer August 22, 2020
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BN TV

Bananese TV and Radio service for the empire of Bananan.
Wanna watch BN TV?
Sure!
by foxe._. September 22, 2023
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Tv ass

When someone’s ass so big it’s like a 80inch flat screen, so slim but big
Max says “ yo tabby got a tv ass, dog!”
by Tv ass dog October 30, 2019
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Tv-itis

When someone is so into the television, that they are unaware of what is going on around them.
Louis is watching tv, he is not paying attention to us, he has tv-itis.
by Dc0118 February 28, 2021
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