When you take a messy shit but don’t have any wet wipes. So you jerk off into the toilet paper and wipe your ass
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Honey I just put the baby to sleep, can we partake in Anne Frank Sex Roulette, but seriously if you wake the baby I'll be pissed
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Get the Freaky Frankie mug.A brash, yet gentlemanly way to settle an argument. Should one accept the challenge, both participants face their backs to eachother and walk three paces. On the third pace both men face eachother, drop trow, and vigorously masturbate to completion. The winner is the first man to blow his load. Bonus points for ejaculating onto the other competitor.
Hey, did you hear about how mad Jason was when his GF was grinding on Tyrone? Good thing they settled it like men with a San Francisco Duel! Jason never saw it coming!!!
by Rumpleforezkin July 8, 2025
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Since our Brownstone walk up only has one bathroom, when Eddie poops in the morning we make a San Francisco Two story to save time.
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