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What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Bandanas are the representation of video games (Doom) running on escherichia coli and flags (national) are the representation a homo-sapien (human) not playing it...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025
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National Kiss Samantha Alot Day

April 3rd is national kiss Samantha a lot day. If you don't give Samantha a bunch of kisses you are breaking the law and will therefore become arrested. Don't break the law today. Give your local Samantha a ton of kisses or they may perish by midnight.
"Happy National Kiss Samantha Alot Day!! *Mwuah mwuah mwuah mwuah😘😘😘😘* I don't want to go to jail so *kiss kiss kiss 😙😙😙*"
by MayRain April 3, 2023
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Boy: “damn shorty u fine as hell
Girl: “excuse me?”
Boy: “yo chill it’s national fine shyt appreciation day
Girl: “…oh. My Bad thanks king”
by Cahuw July 17, 2025
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National car crashing day

On the 11th of june it’s National car crash day, so get into a car crash. I mean, it’s legal! Who are gonna tell on you? The PEOPLE you just ran over?
He’s dead Because I ran into him Because it’s National car crashing day
by A Dumb joke May 11, 2019
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National Tendy Day

A day specifically for hockey goaltenders
by Smalls1365 November 5, 2022
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National Send Nudes Day

April 20th is the day you send nudes to someone you feel comfortable with.

Some people you could send nudes to would be your boyfriend, girlfriend, best friend, side hoe, or even someone you have a thing with.
Person 1: Happy National Send Nudes Day!

*sends nudes to Person 2*

Person 2: Awww, you made my day! Happy National Send Nudes Day to you too!

*sends nudes to Person 1*
by Lame Lama Dude April 20, 2019
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national fuck the pope day

You have to fuck a pope if you find one. Your welcome popes.
ah yes it’s national fuck the pope day.
by thesaint. October 31, 2020
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