jacking off

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by fapping January 3, 2017

jack

he a loving man. you cant meet anyone who is more loving.

he is really helpful kind and caring man.

jack is a loving name and a smart kid.

yo mate have you met jack?

no why who is he

jack is the most awesome guy ever.

by Romanboss December 26, 2019

Answer Jacked

When somebody asks a question that wasn't related to you at all, and you answer. This is usually done to make you seem smarter but you usually end up looking like a loser.

Mrs. Smith- So Daniel, what part of Australia are you from?
Daniel- uh, well-
Dylan-Queensland!!

Mrs. Smith- (turns around, looks at Dylan)... ok

-answer jacked

by Dylio 72 September 14, 2009

Jack

A person who doesn’t care about anyone but the popular girls. He’s super cocky and rude to most people. He always lies and thinks it’s funny to make jokes about someone. He could possibly be gay to.

Jack just totally dissed her.

by Ñat¡ March 13, 2018

Stop processing my win in black jack as a loss, you pussy drawist.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Stop processing my win in black jack as a loss, you pussy drawist.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025

homie-jack

when you and your homies complain about an OP weapon but don't give a jack shit about adapting to the new meta

So you are telling me the AUG is overpowered and you don't buy it? I'm not believing you homie-jack!

Make that a thing, homie-jack is a thing.

by xdefl May 10, 2020

Jack Sparrow

He is the main character of Pirates of the Caribbean and is played by the great Johnny Depp AKA the best actor ever to exist!

You: OMG WHO EVER PLAYS JACK SPARROW IS A GREAT ACTOR!
Me: YOU DIDN'T KNOW JOHNNY DEPP PLAYS HIM YOU'RE SUCH A DISCRASS!

by Ferocious Fox May 31, 2022