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Ball Fakes 

A lacrosse term, mainly for offense man. Its the act of camouflaging the ball into a flying man eating unicorn, so the defenseman will be confused. Once you are done having fun with the defenseman you turn the man eating unicorn into the ball and you rip. This skill will win championships guaranteed.
The team worked on Ball Fakes for practice.
Ball Fakes by lax brother bear June 22, 2011
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Ball pen (ballpen) 

(Philippine English) A ball point pen. Any kind of pen is called ballpen not unless one has to be specific.

A quill can even be called a ballpen. Any kind of writing materials that uses ink are called and referred as ballpen out of convenience.
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May I borrow your ballpen?

Do you have an extra ballpen?

Ball bag friction theory 

One theory to explain the occurrence of a hole in the crotch of a mans jeans. Over time the material is eroded by the constant friction of the swinging ball bag.
Person 1: 'Dude, your nuts are hanging out of that hole in your jeans'.....

Person 2: 'Yeah sorry man, ball bag friction theory'

ball space 

The distance needed between two seated bros in order for them to spread their legs and allow sufficient airflow to their testicles. This comfort is highly prized among bros and a lack of it will result in much shouting and jostling until it has been achieved.
"Scoot the fuck down so I can have some ball space!"
ball space by InklessSharpie August 29, 2013

ball brain 

When you squeeze your nut sack and your testicles come up together and they look like a brain
Dude, check out my ball brain!

Ball Coolant

The act of placing a slightly chilled object beneath the testicular bag in order to increase testosterone, stimulating the penile shaft resulting in increased penile circulation and a massive erection.
During his pre-practice nap, Matt always applies ball coolant in order to increase aggression toward his foes.

Hey Steven, have you ball coolanted today? Only three times!
Ball Coolant by Ball Coolant September 29, 2014

ball hot tub 

when a girl puts your testicles in a bowl of warm water and then gets a straw and blows bubbles in the bowl, making your balls feel like they are in a hot tub. A hand job along with this is ideal.
Karen gave me a ball hot tub last night and i got tingles all up and down my spine
ball hot tub by Fuzzyslippers69 February 7, 2015