Smoke weed I did

Part of a poem by a Dr Zeus wanna-be

Sam I am
Smoke weed I did

by Bad C dev July 25, 2021

i love your outfit

you have 20 hours left

hello mr howard, i love your outfit

by the giggle king lord of laughs February 28, 2022

i dont know nobody

used whenever you or someone does something really cool

*does something cool*
*everyone cheers*
“I DONT KNOW NOBODY”

by ghostburr March 6, 2022

I don't want to be fat

IDK how to help you. maybe try eating 2 meals a day and/or smaller meals. Try laying in you bed with several big and heavy books on your stomach. Jumping on a trampoline, swimming, running etc.

(Thinking to my self) I don't want to be fat. Maybe I should try the tips above ^

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by Plz sub https://youtu.be/R May 19, 2021

I should not have nutted to that.

When you look at very fucked up porn/yiff, nut to it, and then regret looking at whatever you looked at.

Guy 1 nuts to some fucked up yiff he found on e621.
Guy 1 then immediately regrets looking at said art.
Guy 1: I should not have nutted to that. DEFINITELY should not have nutted to that.

by Littlecat456 August 10, 2021

I listen to Louis Tomlinson

a way of identifying lesbians. when someone says they’re a fan of louis tomlinson or listen to louis, they are discreetly saying that they love boobs.

“What sort of music do you like?”
“I listen to Louis Tomlinson a lot,”

“Wait are you…”
“…do you…”
“Me too me too”

by lizzoanonbot August 24, 2021

I AM SO BORED

You must be so bored to look this up

types in: I AM SO BORED
reads
Thinks to self: I AM SOOOO BORED ima watch youtube

by Snow/Ruby June 3, 2021