Skip to main content

urban dictionary

a cesspool created by the filthiest of swine and frequented by flies, cockroaches, rats and other filth and was created to promote these filthy creatures own definitions.
person a: do you know of a good online dictionary? is urban dictionary any good?

person b: LOL!!! you're joking right...? that so called "dictionary" is nothing but a collection of dung from filthy scum contributors. the low life swine who created the site won't even let you publish respectable real definitions. they only accept filth that those so called contributors' tiny brains could come up with. they want to promote these filthy definitions over real ones. it's really weird. but maybe it isn't; low life scum will only accept filth.

person a: thanks for telling me in advance.
by disgusted contributor June 15, 2013
mugGet the urban dictionary mug.

Urban Addictionary

Guy 1: What the hell is an iFinger?

Guy 2: I don't know, look it up on Urban Dictionary
Guy 3: No need guys, it's when you purposely keep clean when you eat something messy so you could operate your touchscreen smartphone/tablet/GPS without making the screen look like your plate.
Guy 1: Since when did you become an Urban Addictionary?
by Sethlikeswafflez March 10, 2012
mugGet the Urban Addictionary mug.

Urban Dementia

When you accidentally post a definition for the same word twice (or even more than that).
The user who wrote this has frequent bouts of Urban Dementia
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 8, 2024
mugGet the Urban Dementia mug.

Urban Phone Book

noun; What people think Urban Dictionary is. They always put entries for names and not for other things, which is where the "phone book" thing comes to play.
Alice: Gawd, I hate all of these people thinking Urban Dictionary is somehow Urban Phone book.
by Kugeln March 18, 2019
mugGet the Urban Phone Book mug.

Urban dictionary

The fun thingy online that i mess around on by looking at peoples funny descriptions of things is called “Urban dictionary
by Am Gay Boi March 22, 2019
mugGet the Urban dictionary mug.

Urban Dictionary Editors

cunts who publish your definitions half of the time but most times it fails
Guy 1: Urban Dictionary Editors trashed my definition! They are dumbasses!
Guy 2: aww! My definition got published though,
Guy 1: HOW COULD YOUR DEFINITION GET PUBLISHED WHEN MINE DIDNT?
Guy 2: I don't know.
Guy 1: *Grabs knife and screams*
mugGet the Urban Dictionary Editors mug.

How to use Urban Dictionary

Type in some silly joke or Something dumb;Some random word you think and start the fun!
Yeet - to throw something on full speed
Or something idk just search The Urban Dictionary... Thanks for reading How to use Urban Dictionary
mugGet the How to use Urban Dictionary mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email