I shit you not one cent

used to describe the wildest part of a story is 101% true, no matter how insane it might seem

"i dropped my sandwich and i shit you not one cent, it landed perfectly back on the plate!"

by Insert inside joke here August 26, 2022

Alaskan one night stand

an Alaskan one night stand is a situationship originally a hook up or friends with benefits situation that has not only lasted a long time but also reached serious relationship milestones without being labeled as a relationship. it usually happens when one or both participants consciously or subconsciously desire a relationship but don’t communicate in fear of rejection.

Sue: My friend Tammy is pregnant with her third child.
Betty: Oh, is she seeing someone?
Sue: No, she has been having an Alaskan one night stand for the last 5 years.

by s. betty June 20, 2022

one eyed champ

Your cock

Stop fighting your one eyed champ and go to work!

by Jenson Marin November 14, 2016

Ones and twos

How many points Ronan often gets per player in fantasy football each week

Look, Ronan just got ones and twos again.

by DJ TRYB November 7, 2020

one wipe more

When you shit and the shit won't come out but when you wipe it decides to fuck you in reverse and come out making you wipe once and wipe more.

That one wipe more was taking so long

by Didddies February 8, 2017

one-a-day

A beneficial defecation regimen.

It never fails, when I travel my vitamin (one-a-day) routine is impeded.

by machBailz May 17, 2007

Maria The Chosen One

She's the best and most gorgeous friend you can have. She'll be there for you when you need help with a friend or when you are confused as fuck. You laugh at her with the nickname "Mariele" but it's all friendly. You wouldn't be able to live without her. Have a Maria aka TCO in your life.

Boy: your friend is a TCO (Maria The Chosen One)! You have the best friend ever!

by Joacuch October 2, 2019