penis

mine is microscopic

"i have a small penis"

by mrstinklyfoot March 10, 2021

Penis

A nice long water bottle that you suck on

I love sucking out of my penis.

by cancerouse connely March 7, 2022

Penis

A penis is an organism that is long and squishy. When it is happy, Is starts to feel hard as a rock. Their main use is for sucking on

“Hey, can I suck your penis”
“Yes please daddy”

by Suckingboy69 May 9, 2022

Penis

A male body organ or a person who resembles a male body organ.

Girl: Damn dude you have a penis but you also are a penis!
Boy: Oh that's messed up.

by Donaldturniptop May 15, 2024

Penis

A long thing unless you are Jake Paul

You suck penis and you know it Jeremy

by Jake Paul Is Cancer December 19, 2019

Penis

The one body part you can't stop lying about

"My penis is 12 inches long!"
"Yeah right lol"

by Fightnperish June 7, 2022