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by MyDadsABaldCunt November 28, 2016
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Jack Hansen

Really tall guy who gets into drama 24/7. Hold onto your retention fee, because you'll need a lawyer after he's done with you. I loved his Spanish class.
Boy that Jack Hansen fellow sure is litigious (unreasonably prone to go to law to settle disputes.
"our increasingly litigious society").
by Chillbloney February 15, 2023
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Jack

They are very musical and like to play as many instruments as they can get their hands on. They are also very funny in a mysterious way so you never know what the next joke will be.
They are very emotionally intelligent but are underestimated in how good they are at understanding unique social situations. Very good to vent to.
They also enjoy learning as many things as possible so are decently good at many things, a “Jack of all trades” you could say.
“There goes Jack, one of the greatest people in existence
by Mhushick June 19, 2023
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Jack

Jack is the worst person you could ever meet and is a huge smartass. Nobody would ever want to talk to a Jack. Except for Jonah. Because Jonah has loved since the day we met. Jack is a daddy. Yay.
JACK IS THE MOST AMAZING PERSONNNN.
by JonahFate524 June 11, 2018
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Jack

Jack is the kindest person ever. He is always wanting to make other people happy and sometimes forgets that he needs to be happy in order to make others happy. He is truely the nicest, good looking, sweetest, encouraging, resilient, compassionate, empathetic guy you will ever meet. He is literally good at EVERYTHING, even tho he denies it, he really is the best thing that will ever happen to you. He is fantastic at musical things and extremely good at sports. You are soooo lucky to have someone like a jack in your life because he will make you smile, even if he’s giving the saddest news in the world. His smile lights up your world and his eyes are gorgeous, light blue in colour. Jacks are very rare and you need to show how much they mean to you a lot because they deserve to know how much they mean to you. They need to be appreciated.
Girl 1: “who’s that?”
Girl 2: “that’s a jack I can tell by his smile.”
by I care about u December 25, 2019
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Jack

He is Jack
by Love by McDonald’s April 12, 2022
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Jacks that like Opossums

Jacks who like Opossums are the best people. They're fun to be around and they might send you pictures of cute Opossums when you're sad. The best people to be around, really.
Jacks that like Opossums are the best people.
by Kristallsplitter September 11, 2021
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