Urban addiction

by Allahatopia November 24, 2018

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Urban Dictionaries Dick

Omg it's large as fuck
No really
Just take a look my guy
🏳️ 🌈✨💕OMG💕✨🏳️ 🌈
🏳️ 🌈✨💕YOU'RE GAY?🏳️ 🌈✨💕
Asscrack is typing...
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"Urban Dictionaries Dick was huge as fuck my guy"

"Really?"

"Yeah"
"Haha now you're gay"

"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

"W-whats with that look?
*drops soap*
"Shi-"

"UD-T WAS huge my guy"
"But wanna see something bigger than that?"

"uhh I uhh"

by PeePeeRatTheULTIMATEPOTAT November 24, 2021

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Dirty Urban

When you stick your finger into a girl whom you have met that night's asshole, without prior permission

In reference to former Ohio State head coach Urban Meyer's escapades on October 2nd 2021

"Dude, I can't believe I gave that chick the Dirty Urban last night. I barely even knew her."

by Nolan_Henderson October 05, 2021

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Dirty Urban

When you get so drunk you start jerkin your gerkin in the middle of a hot sidewalk butt naked

Man I walked down muscle beach in LA and I saw someone doing the dirty urban

by Infinitedynamo September 13, 2021

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urban flinch

The reaction that many caucasians experience while driving through a predominantly minority neighborhood.

While Fred and Beverly drove through the inner depths of the city, one could easily sense the repulsion they had for the surroundings the were around them. Every person that moved, any stray piece of trash caused Beverly to have a strong reaction of nervousness and apprehension. She was clearly suffering from an urban flinch.

by RevHuey March 09, 2017

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