bomb on your face

Busting a fat ass load of jizz on a female’s face!

Jesse - do you want a bomb on your face? I’ve got a huge load of semen for you.

by PeteyPaplo October 9, 2020

Mr. tall face

is blue and has a tall face. has two daughters alien girl and bigmouth he is 200 yrs old. and he is the new trend according to a lot of trendy teens.

shy girl: i wish i could be cool

cool girl: want to be cool?

shy girl: .....?

cool girl: then you should know Mr. tall face!

by cupcakes unicorns April 6, 2020

caleb unimpressed face

when something is not funny enough or not up to calebs high standard of humour

sam and brady: tommy look at this funny wank graph
the robo: BOSS NIGHT

caleb: *caleb unimpressed face*

by Robobobodaman May 12, 2021

Shit-faced Fucky

It is either a drink that is a little margarita mix and mainly tequeila or being absolutely drunk off of the previously stated concoction.

Matt was seriouly shit-face fucky after he consumed several litres of tequeila and five ounces of mix.

by Drunkass October 13, 2004

half right, face!

the command in most branches of the US Armed Forces usually precedes "front leaning rest position, move!"

for those uninitiated, the leaning rest is the formal name for push-up position.

so, this command is when you know you're fucked.

DS: Why were you late, Private?
PFC: Sergeant, I wa-
DS: NO EXCUSES, PRIVATE! (In command-calling voice:) HALF RIGHT, FACE!
PFC, MENTALLY: haha. I'm boned.

by GodtheUSMCFuckingSucks May 8, 2022

2 faced friend

a bitch that you need to beat her ass
a fake ass slut
a hoe that suck dick and blame it on you

fuck that bitch she 2 faced friend

by somoreya April 21, 2018

Sucked Off Face

Sucked off face, typically a female face that is gaunt in nature, particularly around the cheekbone area. Commonly a model-esque face, but we all know it's just sucked off and no one REALLY wants it.

Fuck me, have you seen the sucked off face on Adriana Lima lately? I can't believe people like that look.

by GreatYorkie March 6, 2022