A cunt's picnic

Q: "You fancy going to that wellness festival on Walthamstow Marshes?

A: "No, looks like a cunt's picnic."

Can be abbreviated to "picnic".

Q: "Idles are playing at that wellness festival on Walthamstow Marshes, you fancy it?"
A: "No, looks like an absolute picnic."
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Cunt sucking maggot

Usually is a person you avoid your friends meeting and we call George Glass and actually doesn’t know how to suck cunt
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Apocalyptic Little Cunt

Big titty bitches whom listen to angry music whilst driving and or working. Sometimes a satan worshipper.
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orbiting cunt

A pussy that is so big, a penis enters automatically starts circling the uterus.
When I stuck it in, I lost all concept of gravity. She had a orbiting cunt.
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A soond cunt

A soond cunt is somone who is sound and is mates with Rudy
Morgan is not a soond cunt
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Double Cunted

When your playing Lego 2K Drive with your bros and you get cunt EMP blasted by bro number 1 to be chain EMP by bro number 2 thus you have been Double Cunted
Catching Wolfrunner on the final lap the cunt hit me with an EMP Blast Ridglab rolled up and also hit me with an EMP blast that fucking cunt (Double cunted is the process of being fucking in Mario kart or clones by EMP blast)
by Dickus Maximus November 14, 2023
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stoopid cunt

one who is a stoopid cunt
what a stoopid cunt
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