Brains like Napoleon.

A phrase used by the three stooges to call someone brain dead with out calling them brain dead.

Moe: Boy, you got brains like Napoleon.

Larry: Napoleon's dead.

Moe: I know it.

by Kara-que April 01, 2023

Presty-Like

Presty-Like is one of the most prettiest girl in the world. She's really kind and very pretty. If you met a Presty-Like, you are very lucky. She's really cute and she's there for you at any time. Presty-Like is such a beautiful woman.

Kaeya : I just hug a Presty-Like!

Tanjiro : Damn... You are so lucky!

by akazura November 21, 2021

Lay like lasagna

Comfortably laying on the couch, feeling fulfilled by the lounging

I should get up off the couch, but I'm going to lay like lasagna.

by SmittyB1983 November 16, 2021

Folded like an omelet

A descriptor used to ridicule how someone died, when they died because they were being stupid and experienced the "find out" part of "fuck around and find out.".

David got folded like an omelet after trying to rob an off duty police officer.

by Jeff_the_warcriminal November 24, 2023

Like a pickle

A sarcastic outcome or answer to a situation where an individual had trouble deciding between two different outcomes or answers

Q: How was dinner with your in-laws?

A: Like a pickle!

by ~Goddess~ April 02, 2017

Acting like a granola bar

In essence, when one is acting like a granola bar, it means that they are acting in an unstable and unprecedented manner, that it evokes concern to all individuals nearby. Like Nature Valley Granola Bars, which tend to disintegrate easily. If an individual's mental health and overall lifestyle is showing signs of decline and instability, one could say that they are acting like a granola bar. In closure, to act like a granola bar means that you are fucking Wilding and acting crazy asf.

Person 1 background: recently lost their job, about to be evicted, has gotten numerous restraining orders in the last few days, hasn't taken care of their hygiene in a long ass time, and is doing black tar heroin on the double.
"Hey bro, you see that thicc ass Boulder near the highway?"
Person 2: "yeah what about it?"
Person 1: " yo we should like totally drive full speed towards it, it would be like so poggers lol"
Person 2:" imma be real with you, you have been acting like a granola bar recently, I think we should have an intervention"

by reformedshibainu January 14, 2022

Bchillin like naocitude chiccoa f

That one matt rose vid about ppl texting in sleep

Person1:if you still feel crappy
Person:2:yeah
Person1: Bchillin like naocitude chiccoa f
Person2:the fuck is wrong with you
Person1:what the hell

by Keisksmeus March 17, 2024