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Xbox One

As an xbox player for 3 years, I can rightfully say that Xbox has dissapointed me for almost every day of those 3 years.

1. It’s core services randomly go “offline”. We all know that theres some rat hiding in the hq who clicks random buttons that runs away laughing because he ruined the evening of millions of gamers. His pay check is as good as a bucket of dirt. These core services mean everything so when these go offline, everything is broken. Games, store, apps, litterally anything. At that point its as useless as beating a jellyfish to death with a stick. They also dont fix this for about a full day so theres pretty much millions of players just sitting there reading “our ‘engineers’ are working very hard to fix this issue”.

2. The menus are usually slow and unresponsive. The ‘cursor’, if you will, just doesnt appear sometimes. Your then navigating nothing.

3. Sometimes when you turn on your xbox, the controllers can’t connect. You cant reconnect them unless you restart your xbox.

4. You lose connection to parties even though your still connected to an online game

5. It just doesnt install stuff by itself when you think youve made it clear enough that you want something to download.

You tell your friend to get on to play the new game, but oh wait! Its waiting to be installed!
Xbox one - a product with many hard working engineers!
by wrocald September 6, 2019
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Dropping a dank one

To drop a DAWG ASS shit. Smells SUPER dank. Thus, dropping a dank one.
Megan: Yo bro, who the FUCK is dropping a dank one?
*fan left on for over 3 days to drain out the smell* (no point being that it is too DANK.)
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One night sc

Beth: “ what did you do last night? Anything good?”
Eloïse: “I had a one night sc”
Emily: “no way that must’ve been funny for you”
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One money

A popular phrase on craigslist or Facebook market in which someone seeks multiple items together as one as opposed to selling them separate. Or people are just stupid.
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The "Which One" Theory

This theory states there is a possibility of someone replying to "ur mom gay" with "Which one" signifying that their mother is in fact, gay
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Thomas: Which one?
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One-way

A person or thing that only goes around in one direction. A one-way person is someone will get things but wont give things to other people
Stop being one-way
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big one

This kid got a big one when he changed in the locker room. He looked down and "tried" to show it off.
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