we are in love with Jack Riley. Jack Riley is an incredible man in which we can always rely on to fuck you in siege, good or bad ways.
Finn: Man, you played siege today?
Charlie: yeah.
Finn: How'd you play?
Charlie: Like a Jack Riley...
Finn: Shit man...thats rough
Charlie: yeah.
Finn: How'd you play?
Charlie: Like a Jack Riley...
Finn: Shit man...thats rough
by Balthasar Dominic the 3rd April 30, 2023
we are in love with Jack Riley. Jack Riley is an incredible man in which we can always rely on to fuck you in siege, good or bad ways.
Finn: Man, you played siege today?
Charlie: yeah.
Finn: How'd you play?
Charlie: Like a Jack Riley...
Finn: Shit man...thats rough
Charlie: yeah.
Finn: How'd you play?
Charlie: Like a Jack Riley...
Finn: Shit man...thats rough
by Balthasar Dominic the 3rd April 30, 2023
When you fist your entire hand into a lady's anus, effectively making it unusable, and then using the same hand to finger her until she cums, and when she does, dump it in her asshole, and wait for her to take a shit, when she takes a shit, you take a shit in her asshole at the same time, when you are both finished, proceed to scoop up the entire mess into a jar, then release liquid nitrogen on the jar, have the entire thing freeze then break the jar, when the jar is broken, you shall feed the shattered jar to your pet and wait until it dies, once it is done, take the dog to your local chinese restaurant and force them (preferably by blackmail) to cook it, you then bring the cooked animal home, then combine it with the shitty cum thing from earlier, you then blend it, and give it as a smoothie to some niggers down the road, once they eat it and die, take their bodies home and eat all them niggers, remember those chinese chingtards from earlier? take them with you to watch you do the whole thing again in a few hours.
WARNING: LETHAL SHITS HAPPEN, IF THEY OCCUR TOO MUCH, GO SEE A DOCTOR YOU RACIST FAGGOT NIGGER CHOPSTICK LOOKING ASS.
WARNING: LETHAL SHITS HAPPEN, IF THEY OCCUR TOO MUCH, GO SEE A DOCTOR YOU RACIST FAGGOT NIGGER CHOPSTICK LOOKING ASS.
"Yo Chad what ya did to ya gurl last nightz?"
"I gave her the Jack Black Special"
"I am calling the police."
"I gave her the Jack Black Special"
"I am calling the police."
by NIGGERMCMUFFINSHROOM May 08, 2019
by Cum hoarder November 02, 2020
A special and rare man who on occasions can be found in a woolies shopping cart in an underpass. Jack Barton also known as J.B uses the sewers as a commute around the city whether it be to a homeless shelter or a females house.
by Fatmongoloid October 30, 2023
Much like "The Houddini", during intercourse the male should spit on her back to create the impression of him being "finished", then when she turns round he spunks in her eye. From this, he should then kick her like as to ensure that she is covering one eye whilst simultaneously hopping and yelling "aaargh", much like a pirate.
by Steve the Pirate 999 April 17, 2014
by DDOSAMABAE September 16, 2022