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No Nut November

No Nut November is cancled this year due to COVID-19, all men may be doing there deed free of worry this year.
Hey Simon no Nut November is cancled because of that COVID-19.
by Lenis November 1, 2020
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smoketh thy nuts

Old English: a derivative of Shakespeare's era when deflecting a kinard or provacation
Thou shalt smoketh thy nuts for your insolence
by Damocles of the peloponnese October 29, 2020
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Nut Slap

The act of nutting in your hand and slapping it across your bitches face
Man Kyle last night nut slapped me so hard
by Nutslapyogirl December 17, 2019
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Master of the Nut

A person (mainly male) who beats No Nut November and Destroy Dick December.
People who hold this title have proven to be able to control their horniness at will.
Eric: "Bro have you heard that Lucas beat NNN AND DDD?"

Tom: "Damn that wigga really is the Master of the Nut"
by Sakor December 5, 2022
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Nut Guardians

If one was born in No Nut November or Destroy Dick December they can or cannot particpate in the month they were born in, making them the people who force others to particapate. Mostly likely they will say Beat Your Dick.
Jack: Hey guess what's today
Tom: Oh no its december 9th
Jack: *cocks shotgun* BEAT YOUR DICK
Tom: *cries* why do you have to be the nut guardian?
Jack: Because its my birthday so now BEAT YOUR DICK
Nut God: The nut guardians must make sure you pass your test
by NONUTTINGBITCH October 31, 2019
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nut and bolt

The act of performing sexual intercourse with a large girl and finishing. Before saying you are leaving for a cigarette, never to return. Jumping over fences may be included...
Matt: I realised she was too fat, so I had to nut and bolt
Lauren: Oh god please don't leave....
by cesci123 May 26, 2021
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Nut Dog

Gooey goodness of semen on a warm and toasty hot dug with all the other ingredients.
;noun
Bro, give that ¨nut dog¨ right now!
by Nutman the God October 4, 2022
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