Checking to make sure

I'm just...

Hym "Checking to make sure what I think the word means is consistent with the definition. (Which I've seen change with the word glib specifically). Seriously. You're just screaming 'equal' at me. Shut up. I have an actual problem."

by Hym Iam June 5, 2025

I'm sure you did

Yeah, well...

Hym "I'm sure you did. And, I know. That's clearly the impetus..."

by Hym Iam July 9, 2025

Female Silver Surfer

Like Brett! May! Ultimate herald! Er, well, Brett's not doing a very good job as a herald but she is canonically accurate at least.

Hym "Female Silver Surfer! Like Brett! May Brett! Hopefully she does a better job then my herald because they DO NOT do what they are supposed to do and prepare the world for your consumption... Like, AT ALL. And I got the brain fluid to prove it."

by Hym Iam July 10, 2025

Santa Fe Surprise

When you give a blowjob using hot sauce

Mikey gave me a santa fe surprise last night, and now my dick is burning.

by Hackerman45 July 12, 2025

Funky redneck surpise

The act of putting barbecue sauce and crayfish boil on someone then blindfolded them and penetrating them in a surprise fashion not allowing them to know what hole

John took Abby out for dinner then gave her a Funky redneck surpise .

by Kittykatplaysss July 20, 2025

time.is/Surabaya

A website that constantly shows ads for women's underwear as time.is requires users to pay to enjoy its ad-free version while Surabaya happens to be the most frequently looked up city among users who are incidentally unable to afford paying for the ad-free version of time.is.

Every time I check time.is/Surabaya, I'm bombarded with ads for women's underwear—guess I'll never get that ad-free version!

by Emotional Cruiser July 27, 2025

law of surtr

The law of surtr states that if the first or second reply to ragebait is longer than 1 sentence, the ragebaiter will be declared victorious, comes from the giant surtr for his giant size and mass destruction, if the replier replies thrice see law of ares

not cool dued!!
nope u
WHAT THE HECKING HECK!! mods ban him he just called my mom fat no BAN HIM NOW I WANT HIM GONE
no u
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?????????????????????? YOU THINK I SHOULD BE BANISHED TO THE FORGOTTEN REALM?!!!!? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU YOU SICK WEIRDO YOURE SICK YOU WEIRDO IM NOT ANDREW LAEDDIS WHAT THE FLIP!!!
I invoke the law of surtr for he declares this battle won in my name

by terrydavisdivineintelligence August 21, 2025