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Penis

Your mom's lunch and also male genitalia.
"Damn I have a huge penis"
- your sister probably
by anonymous July 24, 2022
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penis thot

(p thot) Similar to a thot , but applies to guys who are gay/bi.
He only likes you cause he likes your chest and your penis, he a penis thot.
by smash kart August 12, 2018
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penis abomination

When your penis is just too hard to handle and is fucking bigger than the Eiffel Tower. It's like the twin towers combined only bigger. And you know I have a really big dick so I should stick my cockshlock in your coochieblanket.
by Wetpussydestroyer June 27, 2014
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who said penis

Who said penis is a game played by middle and high schoolers. You get a group of 2 or more people in a quiet classroom. You each take turns saying "penis", each time its said the next person has to said it louder. Eventually the teacher will turn and ask "Who said penis?". Last person to say it and get caught loses.
I've been playing who said penis instead of studying during detention.
by ChillPolecat83 December 23, 2019
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Penis

Uriah’s goes in and not out
Bob:Uriah has a small penis
Uriah:That’s true
by Jooshroom November 8, 2020
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Pyjama Penis

n, a noun used to describe the fluff battle a woman faces when giving a blow job to her man when he's wore pyjamas without boxer shorts.

A fluffy dick which has accumulated fluff that sticks like glue.
Rupert & Jemima were about to start oral sex when she discovered he had pyjamas & she noticed he had pyjama penis

Jamima: "Rupert you've got pyjama penis stick your dick under the sink tap"

Ruper: "ok babe"
by The Fairy Sesh Mother January 1, 2022
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