Jack is a dog

This is often a truthful statement whether talking about a canine or sapiens specimen. Jack makes a great name for man's best friend, and likewise most men named jack develop deep and irreparable trauma regarding their name being for a dog.

Male Sapien Jacks typically can be found surfing on various furry subreddits, buying leashes and collars for their owners to use on them, and in their crate when their owners decide its time for bed

Female: Hey, so is Jack a furry?

Guy: No, not really. Jack is a dog.

by The Gronchler August 26, 2025

Jack

A british nerd who likes to self hype himself, he usually cant be bothered to do much as its too much for him so be warned, did i say that hes also a big nerd who will nerd out every 5 minutes, but he is also a fun guy and somehow weirdly always brings you back into his presence no matter how hard you might think "i need to run". he might smell a little like cheese no thats mean he doe- (no lol) really great friend and will drive you insane but great guy again

Jack the nerd, this might be cheesey but you can call me jack

by Whosthathaven August 30, 2023

Black Jack

When your obsessed with someone.

Don’t be a black jack, she clearly dosent want you.

by MKSUC October 13, 2019

Jack moser

Aka jack Green. Brother of the infamous jack green. Known for being a scotish Instagram account owner/dancer.

Person 1: who’s that dancing on my screen?

Person 2: BRO! That’s jack moser

by Turdboi42069 November 7, 2020

Jack

Has a brother with big tits but an even bigger cock. He lets his brother oopy to put it in his ass. He wants to fuck his other brother but he has likes his nans vagina

Fuck jack can I like ur jack. With jack off to his mum

by I love doing oopy March 4, 2019

Jack

A very nice friend, In the case that I'm talking about. He is very smart, and funny. He has a very dirty mind but everything else about him is awesome. I feel really bad cause I just friend zoned him but I think he has forgiven me, Jack if you are reading this you are a great friend!!

JACK and I sat together at lunch.

by Phin lee November 14, 2019

Sparrow Jacked

When something is stolen from you, but you don't realize it until a little while later.

Derived from the term "jacked" (meaning stolen) and Jack Sparrow, the sneaky dude from the Pirates movies.

"Aw man, you just got Sparrow Jacked! Did you even know that Steve stole your underwear?"

by Muffins + Nik Furious February 19, 2009