Jack

Ur bad at soccer

Your are bad at Soccer Jack.

by LilDickyboiGang March 1, 2019

jack timms

A Jack Timms is a horrible person who often has an ugly dog and loves to play games

Woah that has to be a Jack Timms

by By Milad Quadare April 9, 2017

The Jack Searle Derby

Bristol Rovers vs Fleetwood Town
Jack Searle is a HUGE Fleetwood fan
Some of his mates support Bristol Rovers
Jack Searle is goat therefore it must be a derby

1: "Did you see Bristol Rovers got promoted yesterday"

2: "That's brilliant, we've got the Jack Searle derby back for next season"

by Heddo May 10, 2022

Jack Porter

a bully to MK. Jack Porter throws basketballs at Beatrice Toaster, and swings his elbows at Krostan. Despite this, Jack Porter still remains to be an excellent queen! Jack Porter does NOT satisfy his wife Graco.

MK: Jack Porter whips me everyday in the hallway.

Person 2: Omg! That is so rude! He’s still a queen tho!

by young gen c November 4, 2019

Jack-a-lack-a-ding-dong

Jack-a-lack-a-ding-dong is the hawtest boy you will ever meet. He will make u laugh when u don’t even want to smile, he always knows the right thing to say. And oh man he makes you cumdumpster like CRA cra

Omg jack-a-lack-a-ding-dong made me squirt so much last night

by Urmun October 25, 2018

Jack

A guy doesn’t shut the fuck up

Shut up jack

by Owen the Dogger August 21, 2020

SNIPER JACK

to perform be act of masturbation after using any substance that creates the urge to masturbate in an obvious location out of sight from any witnesses

after eating a handful of MINI THINS the young man went under the trampoline to SNIPER JACK the neighbor's wife.

by Nathan Itsyounotme July 17, 2025