one lucky swig

When you successfully ejaculate inside of the females' mouth, and manage to shoot a hot rod of semen pin point on the uvula, causing a gagging reflex. But right before she manages to spit out your unborn children ghosts, she also gasps for air and swallows in all your cum.

Afterward, she is usually phased from giving blowjobs, or having a dick inside her mouth for quite a while.

Dude my girl was giving me head last night, and I came so hard in her mouth, she nearly died threw up; She had one lucky swig.

by One job for a circumstance December 28, 2016

wax one off

A quick nut, to briefly masturbate

I felt horny, so I decided to wax one off

by Chubby dude March 15, 2015

One Phelps

The amount of anal lube needed to have anal sex.

Created on Fark.com in thread about Fred Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church.

Hey buddy could you give me one phelps of lube I want to have sex with this guy over here.

by aka_mrcam May 6, 2008

Killing three idiots with one landmine

True story that happend in Cambodia that earned them the Darwin Award.Another version af killing two birds with one stone.

Well,they say you can take out two birds with one stone,or in this case, killing three idiots with one landmine.
- Be Amazed

by Ahadi2011 July 6, 2025

A new one

an account, idea, or joke not previously encountered by someone.

"I've heard of lazy, but somebody being too lazy to talk—that's a new one on me"

by Arminkshipper April 19, 2025

that one fucking discord member

Noun: anyone who brings up Fuck The Owner Week, a cuck, a tactard who gets no bitches

"That one fucking discord member is a pain in the ass."

by #1$tuńńā December 22, 2022

one air

I really really really fit young girl! around the age of 16/17

Alice Mcgreevy is a one air

by Humpty17 August 13, 2011