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Monkey balls

Hairy big blacks balls that can fit in your grandmother’s mouth.
by CallMeSlippy January 5, 2022
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The Blind Monkey

if yo momma ask you “hand me that remote right there” & you mumble “you better ask the blind monkey” that “ask the blind monkey” shit replaces the look you give her when she saying bullshit before she pop yo ass
“you’re late to class again, i’ll be making a phone call to your mother asking why you’re always late” okay bitch you better ask the blind monkey
by swagmastermf November 22, 2021
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Buying a monkey

A situation in which someone who has recently come into a very large sum of money goes and buys weird, unusual, or taboo things, simply because they can. The phrase itself is derived from Michael Jackson, who bought a pet chimpanzee named Bubbles in the 80's following the success of his album Thriller.
Person 1: I've just fucking won 20 million in the lottery

Person 2: Man, that's a lot of money, what are you going to buy?

Person 1: I'm buying a monkey.
by rollacethejazzmaster September 5, 2021
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Monkey ball

Jaden broke his elbow playing Monkey Ball
by Rigurousally May 10, 2018
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Monkey Steamer

the art of fucking a black cow when it’s -69.9°C out, and the cows vagina is steaming and after unleashing your load of fucking hiroshima, you huff the fumes of the vagina steam until passing out.
by sdhsjfmenfnfbdh February 15, 2022
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Grease Monkey

When you are cooking with grease in a pan or fryer and it pops flinging grease out.
Watch out for the grease monkeys! They will burn your hands!
by Tfrickndizzle April 27, 2015
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Slut Monkey

Billi joSingh
Your a billi jo singh
Slut Monkey
by Jdidhd December 3, 2019
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