mind jack

When a show you're watching is so good it's the equivalent of your mind masturbating. A mind jack. (From the verb 'to jack off)

I don't know how Ugly Betty and Lost manage it, but every week when I'm watching...It's just a mind jack.

by Jake White August 5, 2009

Jack Fumbler

Used to describe a person who has done a fumble so astronomically stupid it shouldn't have even been possible.

Dude you are fucking Jack Fumbler

by anonymous March 14, 2025

Depression jack

A depression jack is when you take a zoloft on an empty stomach, wait around 25 minutes, and start jacking off. You win if you finish before you go limp-dick.

I tried a depression jack for the first time yesterday, but I waited too long, and my dick turned into a noodle

by DanTheWan August 12, 2023

Jacking Wylder

A wild masturbating competition between two friends that often leads to frisky sexual favours

Bro 1: Hey bro, you wanna pull a jacking Wylder after work?

Bro 2: YES OF COURSE, but it could get frisky…..
Bro 1: it wouldn’t be a jacking Wylder if it doesn’t get frisky;)

by GoonerproAids June 6, 2025

Jack

Sexy man big pp small feet big meat.

Jack pp big

by Burger Man Foot Cheese July 18, 2020

Jack-o-Lantern Job

Refers to an act of fellatio from a person missing one or more front teeth.

"It must be great knowing a crack whore!"
"Yes, if you like Jack-o-Lantern Jobs"

by neuropathica October 16, 2016

Mac & Jack

Mac & Jack is just a fancy phrase that simply means masturbation.

When I'm horny I like to mac & jack.

by Bill Beef February 16, 2025