i’ll hang your curtains

to make a sexual suggestion that you want to sleep with someone

wanna come over later?

to do what?
i’ll hang your curtains

what’s that

we can get freaky

by stewie nipple May 5, 2024

Closer Look Curb

Biting the curb, but instead of your teeth it's your eyes. Probably worse then biting the curb.

"Yeah! Lexi Bonner deserves a Closer Look Curb!"

by emoafrican May 7, 2024

The “Blessed” Curse

A curse that happens to The Prayer Homies, in whichever song that they sing that has “Blessed” in its title seems to go wrong.

The Prayer Homies were struck with the “Blessed” Curse again, as they forgot the timing to the intro.

by ItWasHenz’sFault May 8, 2024

chris the curly wurly

IF I HAVE 5 CURLY WURLYS AND I SAY LOOK GYALS I HAVE % CURLY WURLLYS FOR 90p ALL 5 GIRLS WILL WANT MY CURLY WURLY
MOLLY I WORK AS A DELIVERY DRIVER YEAH OF GOODS SO I WORK FOR AMAZON

chris the curly wurly LOVES CURLY WURLY

by anonymous May 10, 2024

When RobTop Meets Pretty Cure

When RobTop Meets Pretty Cure is a collaborative development franchise that merges elements from the platform rhythm game, RobTop’s Geometry Dash, with the magical girl anime and multimedia series, Pretty Cure. Initially created by Todo Izumi, the series underwent a complete overhaul by RaidKiller24 Enterprises, including the recreation of dances.

Each level of the series follows a structured format: an introductory announcement, the introduction of new characters, and gameplay featuring a custom song from Newgrounds within a Geometry Dash level, alongside various dance moves that sync up to the custom song, surprising the players. This sequential arrangement creates a fusion of the magical girl genre with side-scrolling music platforming gameplay.

The Forces of Black and White is the first level of the When RobTop Meets Pretty Cure series.

by RaidKiller24 May 21, 2024

Hit the curb

To leave. To bounce. To get the hell out of there. Commonly used when leaving somewhere to go outside. (Verb)

Hey bro, this funeral blows, let's hit the curb. We can decide what we want to do once we are outside but the vibes are not fun in here.

by Slang2000_B_Good June 12, 2024

The Banana Cure

An ancient Shemalian hangover cure where one eats two bananas for every serving of alcohol at the end of the evening of drinking. If performed correctly and no more than 8 bananas are needed to cancel out the drinks, one will wake up the next day feeling like a Shemalian Queen. If one eats more than 8 bananas one night, they will have a 69% chance of sleeping next to the toilet out of necessity instead of feeling like a queen.

It was frosty pumpkin season and Steph was enjoying an evening patio session with Johanna. After finishing up gossiping and creeping online, she realized that they had polished off two bottles of wine by themselves. Worried about the MIL visit the following morning, she remembered The Banana Cure. After figuring out that she drank 5 servings of wine, she proceeded to eat 10 bananas, forgetting that the rule clearly states to stop at 8. Fortunately, she avoided the 69% chance of sleeping next to the toilet and miraculously felt great the next morning just in time for the visit from her favorite MIL.

by MenoDrive September 13, 2024