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Fuck me

If someone says 'Fuck me' it means they want you (if man) to put your penis in her vagina and thrust.. Aka sex.
Men: fuck me
by Znyia Rodriguez April 18, 2019
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cloister fuck

What the priests did to you when you were a little boy.
Dude, you got cloister fucked by Father O'Fucko!
by Jaggo March 21, 2004
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fuck hair

How a girl's hair looks after she has had sex. It's wild, and sticking out everywhere. Any clips or accessories she had in her hair have fallen out or are out of place.
After I have sex with my boyfriend, I totally have fuck hair.
by yorkmom February 16, 2010
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Jake Fucked

When you experience an unexpected death and/or lose money due to another person not being around. That person is usually Fat.
My dog died because Jake didn't feed him now I got to pay to cremate him. Wow, you really got Jake Fucked! What a Fat Bastard.
by Mister Shhh April 18, 2011
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funny fuck

A funny fuck occurs when a bro declares, at least a week in advance, that he will fuck an offensive looking female for the lulz. His bros cannot make fun of him for it since he declared it ahead of time, but they can totally laugh with him the next morning.
-Dude, I was totally gonna make fun of Chris for hooking up with that jappy sorostitute last night but then I remember that e-mail, from a while back, when he said he was gonna fuck her for shits and gigs.
-Yeah man, we've been hurting for a funny fuck.
by PhillipSpencer December 20, 2010
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Sure fuck

Another term for cologne, describing its desired effect.
"There'll be loads of ladies around tonight. Better put some sure fuck on."
by Kat Gwilliam October 24, 2006
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pistol fuck

most common in GOW. or Gears Of War, an FPS game on the xbox, often played on xbox live. when you "down" a person, you go up behind them. with a snub pistol. and repeadedly fire, but not at them. this appears as iff you are rapping them up the butt. and it also pisses the other person off which may end up in a serious chain saw to the head. use with caution.
player 1: dude! You JUst GOt PiSTOL FUCKED
player 2: Fucking noob! ill Kill you!
by im a crazy fool April 1, 2007
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