If someone says 'Fuck me' it means they want you (if man) to put your penis in her vagina and thrust.. Aka sex.
by Znyia Rodriguez April 18, 2019
Get the Fuck me mug.by Jaggo March 21, 2004
Get the cloister fuck mug.How a girl's hair looks after she has had sex. It's wild, and sticking out everywhere. Any clips or accessories she had in her hair have fallen out or are out of place.
by yorkmom February 16, 2010
Get the fuck hair mug.When you experience an unexpected death and/or lose money due to another person not being around. That person is usually Fat.
My dog died because Jake didn't feed him now I got to pay to cremate him. Wow, you really got Jake Fucked! What a Fat Bastard.
by Mister Shhh April 18, 2011
Get the Jake Fucked mug.A funny fuck occurs when a bro declares, at least a week in advance, that he will fuck an offensive looking female for the lulz. His bros cannot make fun of him for it since he declared it ahead of time, but they can totally laugh with him the next morning.
-Dude, I was totally gonna make fun of Chris for hooking up with that jappy sorostitute last night but then I remember that e-mail, from a while back, when he said he was gonna fuck her for shits and gigs.
-Yeah man, we've been hurting for a funny fuck.
-Yeah man, we've been hurting for a funny fuck.
by PhillipSpencer December 20, 2010
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Get the Sure fuck mug.most common in GOW. or Gears Of War, an FPS game on the xbox, often played on xbox live. when you "down" a person, you go up behind them. with a snub pistol. and repeadedly fire, but not at them. this appears as iff you are rapping them up the butt. and it also pisses the other person off which may end up in a serious chain saw to the head. use with caution.
by im a crazy fool April 1, 2007
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